As written in the Trump Bible

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

Our Farter, whose Art of the Deal is blather

Trumpy Bear be thy name

In whores you come

Thy will be done

Your girth is a ten out of eleven.

Give us this day

Our daily talking points

And deliver us from mainstream media

and forgive us our Capitol trespasses

while we forgive those who did not trespass with us.

for thine is the delusion, the sorrow, and the made up story

forever and ever

Amen