Alternative Ending To A Commercial I Hate

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This one always bothered me. 

My version would go like this. Everything's the same right up until the point where she tells her daughter to "grab two" 

At that point, the cat begins viciously attacking her face. A couple seconds later, she's a bloody mess. Daughter walks in, sees her mothers bloody face, gives her a vicious backhand, & says..................... here ya go biotch, have the whole box, then throws the box of band-aids at her.