Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food
U.S. — In the wake of thousands falling ill due to parasitic infection from fresh produce, health experts are cautioning that before consuming lettuce, citizens should first try being a man and eating real food.
According to officials, actual men who eat honest-to-goodness food like turkey legs and bacon are completely safe from the parasite, which only targets weak, feminine people who eat fruit.
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