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  1. MLCKAA

    Weirdest thing to ever happen to you during sex

    I came 40 times.
  2. I'm not going to youtube, so just tell me what the heck he said.
  3. For example, if I had a letter sent to me from a famous author or scientist or businessman, would it be legal for me to publish it on the net or in print?
  4. Right now the locals are ranting and raving about the Stephen Jackson strip club fight. All these Pacers fans are worked into a big lather about how he's a "thug" and he MUST be cut or traded. I think some folks need to step back and look at the bigger picture. It is time for Americans to stop following these professional teams. Pro sports equates to soap operas for men. And they are homoerotic soap operas at that, considering they star only men and attract mostly men. Yes, some women like pro sports, but some women also say "all the good ones are gay" so it is still homoerotic. Professional games do not add anything to your life. You received nothing from the teams or their players. If they win, you get nothing . If they lose you get nothing. If you analyzed how the teams/players/management/games make you feel, you'd realize you're not even entertained by it. It invokes in you frustration, anger, resentment and bitterness. The time you spend discussing with friends, watching games and highlight shows, reading message boards, posting messages, tinkering with your fantasy teams, speculating on roster moves and pretending to be the GM is time you are wasting. Imagine how your quality of life will improve if you take all the time you devote to professional games and devote it instead to your family, career, spiritual life or fitness. With the time you waste on these professional teams you could turn your life into something completely new and better! Instead of watching the game, play with your daughter or son. Instead of reading the sports section, spend time in prayer. Instead of flipping on SportsCenter, go on a walk with your wife or sit down and have a conversation with her. Maybe you think you already have everything great, but you just can't believe the difference it can make in your life to quit these addictive sports-based soap operas.
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    People need to quit watching pro sports

    But, I'm in the off topic forum! Seriously, when I came here back in 2001, I was very into sports.
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    Pokerroom is done in the U.S.

    Are there more than 40 cards in a deck?
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    Traffic dispute with an African-American motorist

    80 acres and a mule, jack.
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    Toddlers

    These creatures can really push the limits of a person's patience.
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    Toddlers

    I've taken to telling her that whining is not the way to ask for something and that she should use the words she knows to ask for something. Then, I tell her "No."
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    Toddlers

    I mean, have they ever considered NOT whining for more than 5 minutes? 6 minutes would be a world record or something. Could they be more obsessive compulsive? Me: Sorry, honey, your Elmo blanket fell into the lake of fire. Try one of these dozen other blankets. Toddler: No, I want the ELMO blanket!!!!! Me: Physically impossible. But we do have 12 others you could use. Toddler: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! God has forsaken me!!!! ELMO BLANKET!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Rep. Foley R-FL resigns

    So-called "family values" isn't something you will find given much support by either Democrats or Republicans. Family Values refers to holding your office and considering your legislative actions with regard to how it either helps or hinders the American family. The politics of Family Values focuses on things such as making it easier to own a home, own a car, hold a job, afford health insurance, pay for education, buying groceries and medicines, caring for the elderly. Neither of the two major parts gives a turd about these issues.
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    Rep. Foley R-FL resigns

    So-called "family values" isn't something you will find given much support by either Democrats or Republicans. Family Values refers to holding your office and considering your legislative actions with regard to how it either helps or hinders the American family. The politics of Family Values focuses on things such as making it easier to own a home, own a car, hold a job, afford health insurance, pay for education, buying groceries and medicines, caring for the elderly. Neither of the two major parts gives a turd about these issues.
  13. You're really sounding like a jerk there at the end of your message. You hope people are out on the street? What kind of attitude is that? Look, for as long as people have bought and sold homes, sellers have sold for as much as they could and buyers have paid as little as they could. There is nothing new in this and there is nothing "unfair" about it.
  14. You're really sounding like a jerk there at the end of your message. You hope people are out on the street? What kind of attitude is that? Look, for as long as people have bought and sold homes, sellers have sold for as much as they could and buyers have paid as little as they could. There is nothing new in this and there is nothing "unfair" about it.
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    Would it be ghay if I got a 9/11 Survivor Tattoo?

    As a 9/11 survivor, you're not part of an especially exclusive group. I am also a 9/11 survivor, as is everyone who posts at this message board. 9/11 victims, however, are a pretty select group of people. So, unless your 9/11 survivor tattoo is simply going to read "I AM NOT DEAD" then I think you might want to forget this idea. Not only that, but your account of what happened on 9/11 *IS* different now than it was back then and it always changes just a smidgen each time you recount it. So, if you got this 9/11 survivor tattoo, I doubt it would garner you any respect.
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    More 9/11 mysteries.

    The antenna falling first? I think that was the roof caving in due to the fire raging inside the building.
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    Danika Patrick on Real Sports with Bryant Gumble

    Small ta-tas. Plain face. Boring hairstyle. No hips or @ss. You're making a big deal out of a girl who is best described as non-ugly, skinny, with good teeth. I find her utterly boring. The best thing I can say about her appearance is that she's not ugly.
  18. I'll be fishing from the beach in Melbourne and Cocoa this weekend and early next week, weather permitting. I have never fished from the beach before, so I'm pretty ignorant about rigging up and baiting/types of bait to use. Can you give some input? Also, what's the deal with fishing from the pier. If you catch something, how the heck do you get it to the top?
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    ITS MY BIRTHDAY

    Congratulations. Molest another kid to celebrate.
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    Men: after you flush the commode...

    At work I am usually the first guy in my preferred stall each day and I don't flush it. I've found that people will leave my stall alone nd go elsewhere. If I need to go again later in the day I can be sure that I am the only person to have left cheek prints on the bowl that day. I eat SOOOOO much fiber that its quite common for me to dump twice while at work on an average day.
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    Men: after you flush the commode...

    At work I am usually the first guy in my preferred stall each day and I don't flush it. I've found that people will leave my stall alone nd go elsewhere. If I need to go again later in the day I can be sure that I am the only person to have left cheek prints on the bowl that day. I eat SOOOOO much fiber that its quite common for me to dump twice while at work on an average day.
  22. I found out last night that an ex-girlfriend of mine, one who was a very important girlfriend in my personal history, is a widow. Apparently her husband passed away in 2003. I don't know how it happened and I'm not in touch with her anymore so there is zero chance of me finding out. Knowing that she is a widow makes me feel weird for some reason. This is the first girl who ever said "I love you" to me. She's also the first girl I ever felt that way about. To think of someone so young, and who had been married for only 8 years, being a widow makes me feel very lucky for my own marriage and makes me realize more than ever how important every minute is with my wife. And with my daughter. The little things that some times make marriage difficult and some times lead us to disagreements with our spouses seem very petty when considered in this light.
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    Weird-- my ex-girlfriend is a widow

    We broke up over 10 years ago, so how would I have known about her husband dying? How is it that you were seeing those scars? Were you screwing her?
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