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    SO where are these TNG pics she promised today?

    Is it wrong that I like that an awful lot?
  2. My 2.5 yr old TOTALLY gets the concept and will use the toilet most times when put on it, but isn't especially motivated to stop whizzing or crapping in her pants. I'm tired of buying and changing diapers/pull-ups. My sister said her daughter did basically the same thing, so my sister stopped using diapers/pull ups and put my niece into panties. Apparently my niece really disliked the feeling of wet/poopy panties and quickly learned to hold it until she got to the toilet. What other ideas are out there for how to "turn the corner" on this thing?
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    Toddlers: How to potty train **UPDATED**

    Saturday morning we put her in underwear and ahe soiled them the next 3 times she went. But, she has used the toilet exclusively since midday Saturday and it looks like there is no turning back!!! Happiest day in a while!
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    Sent out my resume

    I doubt I'll mutilate anyone's genitals, but when I do find something new I doubt there will be much heartache about leaving the insurance industry.
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    Sent out my resume

    I am bored senseless after 6 years being an insurance claim adjuster. Just the same, I have a really good arrangement with my current employer-- almost totally autonomous, which is a major fringe benefit. A friend of mine in the lobbying game pointed me in the direction of a potential new job and I feel like this might be a good time for a career change. It makes me nervous to think of leaving a job where I can dress however I please, get a month paid vacation, set any schedule I want from day to day and work only 10 minutes from home. I just keep telling myself that if I find a job where I can actually enjoy and/OR care about what I'm doing, then the intangibles will make it worth giving up the unchecked latitude I have currently.
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    Weirdest thing to ever happen to you during sex

    I came 40 times.
  7. I'm not going to youtube, so just tell me what the heck he said.
  8. For example, if I had a letter sent to me from a famous author or scientist or businessman, would it be legal for me to publish it on the net or in print?
  9. Right now the locals are ranting and raving about the Stephen Jackson strip club fight. All these Pacers fans are worked into a big lather about how he's a "thug" and he MUST be cut or traded. I think some folks need to step back and look at the bigger picture. It is time for Americans to stop following these professional teams. Pro sports equates to soap operas for men. And they are homoerotic soap operas at that, considering they star only men and attract mostly men. Yes, some women like pro sports, but some women also say "all the good ones are gay" so it is still homoerotic. Professional games do not add anything to your life. You received nothing from the teams or their players. If they win, you get nothing . If they lose you get nothing. If you analyzed how the teams/players/management/games make you feel, you'd realize you're not even entertained by it. It invokes in you frustration, anger, resentment and bitterness. The time you spend discussing with friends, watching games and highlight shows, reading message boards, posting messages, tinkering with your fantasy teams, speculating on roster moves and pretending to be the GM is time you are wasting. Imagine how your quality of life will improve if you take all the time you devote to professional games and devote it instead to your family, career, spiritual life or fitness. With the time you waste on these professional teams you could turn your life into something completely new and better! Instead of watching the game, play with your daughter or son. Instead of reading the sports section, spend time in prayer. Instead of flipping on SportsCenter, go on a walk with your wife or sit down and have a conversation with her. Maybe you think you already have everything great, but you just can't believe the difference it can make in your life to quit these addictive sports-based soap operas.
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    People need to quit watching pro sports

    But, I'm in the off topic forum! Seriously, when I came here back in 2001, I was very into sports.
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    Pokerroom is done in the U.S.

    Are there more than 40 cards in a deck?
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    Traffic dispute with an African-American motorist

    80 acres and a mule, jack.
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    Toddlers

    These creatures can really push the limits of a person's patience.
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    Toddlers

    I've taken to telling her that whining is not the way to ask for something and that she should use the words she knows to ask for something. Then, I tell her "No."
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    Toddlers

    I mean, have they ever considered NOT whining for more than 5 minutes? 6 minutes would be a world record or something. Could they be more obsessive compulsive? Me: Sorry, honey, your Elmo blanket fell into the lake of fire. Try one of these dozen other blankets. Toddler: No, I want the ELMO blanket!!!!! Me: Physically impossible. But we do have 12 others you could use. Toddler: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! God has forsaken me!!!! ELMO BLANKET!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Rep. Foley R-FL resigns

    So-called "family values" isn't something you will find given much support by either Democrats or Republicans. Family Values refers to holding your office and considering your legislative actions with regard to how it either helps or hinders the American family. The politics of Family Values focuses on things such as making it easier to own a home, own a car, hold a job, afford health insurance, pay for education, buying groceries and medicines, caring for the elderly. Neither of the two major parts gives a turd about these issues.
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    Rep. Foley R-FL resigns

    So-called "family values" isn't something you will find given much support by either Democrats or Republicans. Family Values refers to holding your office and considering your legislative actions with regard to how it either helps or hinders the American family. The politics of Family Values focuses on things such as making it easier to own a home, own a car, hold a job, afford health insurance, pay for education, buying groceries and medicines, caring for the elderly. Neither of the two major parts gives a turd about these issues.
  18. You're really sounding like a jerk there at the end of your message. You hope people are out on the street? What kind of attitude is that? Look, for as long as people have bought and sold homes, sellers have sold for as much as they could and buyers have paid as little as they could. There is nothing new in this and there is nothing "unfair" about it.
  19. You're really sounding like a jerk there at the end of your message. You hope people are out on the street? What kind of attitude is that? Look, for as long as people have bought and sold homes, sellers have sold for as much as they could and buyers have paid as little as they could. There is nothing new in this and there is nothing "unfair" about it.
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    Would it be ghay if I got a 9/11 Survivor Tattoo?

    As a 9/11 survivor, you're not part of an especially exclusive group. I am also a 9/11 survivor, as is everyone who posts at this message board. 9/11 victims, however, are a pretty select group of people. So, unless your 9/11 survivor tattoo is simply going to read "I AM NOT DEAD" then I think you might want to forget this idea. Not only that, but your account of what happened on 9/11 *IS* different now than it was back then and it always changes just a smidgen each time you recount it. So, if you got this 9/11 survivor tattoo, I doubt it would garner you any respect.
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    More 9/11 mysteries.

    The antenna falling first? I think that was the roof caving in due to the fire raging inside the building.
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    Danika Patrick on Real Sports with Bryant Gumble

    Small ta-tas. Plain face. Boring hairstyle. No hips or @ss. You're making a big deal out of a girl who is best described as non-ugly, skinny, with good teeth. I find her utterly boring. The best thing I can say about her appearance is that she's not ugly.
  23. I'll be fishing from the beach in Melbourne and Cocoa this weekend and early next week, weather permitting. I have never fished from the beach before, so I'm pretty ignorant about rigging up and baiting/types of bait to use. Can you give some input? Also, what's the deal with fishing from the pier. If you catch something, how the heck do you get it to the top?
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    ITS MY BIRTHDAY

    Congratulations. Molest another kid to celebrate.
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