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  1. kutulu

    My God...When will this end? Menthol Cigarettes

    Whatever, personally I think it's pretty Kool
  2. kutulu

    Norman Lear Is Like Dead

    He's 1,000
  3. kutulu

    Frank Reich Fired

    He'll come back
  4. kutulu

    Dolly Parton’s rack album

    How do you tea bag?
  5. kutulu

    Dolly Parton’s rack album

    Wood Bust her hips
  6. kutulu

    Fargo Season 4

    Liking season five through the first two
  7. kutulu

    Thanksgiving: Packers at Lions - Wk12

    Detroit Turkeys
  8. kutulu

    Hall & Oates Restraining Order

    Say It Isn't So
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    Who Here Eats Sardines ?

    Story on CBS Sunday morning show today https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/a-new-trend-tinned-fish/
  10. kutulu

    Old Dads

    gfy
  11. kutulu

    Hey Mike.

    Mike! Mike!
  12. kutulu

    Anybody Else Sick ?

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    Everyone is available

    Go to contact info under my franchise Send Email For: Trade Proposals/Results (not including trade polls Not sure but you might also need to select yes to: Allow my leaguemates to see my email address?
  14. kutulu

    Everyone is available

    I get an email when offered a trade
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    Who Here Eats Sardines ?

    This is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine While waiting for her husband Don To return home from work, she reaches for a can of anchovies As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce She notices a small note at the bottom of the can Written on it is a telephone number Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll be right over" Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns To see three smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway Before she realizes what is happening to her She is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane Transported to an international airport and placed on a waiting jet-liner All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation 'Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb Ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a ekat t'nseod ti' Alone, fearing her escape impossible She seeks comfort in the arms of a confidential agent With the trace of her kiss still warm upon his lips He betrays her to the hands of three scientists Who are engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously Performed only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the results For the first time, a human being is transformed into a, shh, top secret Meanwhile, back in Portland, Maine Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day Sits at a local bar and has a few beers with the regulars Bored, everyone's attention turns to the television set That just hangs from the wall, welcome to bowling for dollars Suddenly, crazy Al says "S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball" To which the terrified Don replies "Oh my God! That bowling ball, it's my wife!" And the lesson we learn from this story is Next time you place your order don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"
  16. kutulu

    Making Groceries

    "making groceries" never heard that before
  17. kutulu

    Let’s talk Jared Leto

    Was also in Dallas Buyers Club and American Psycho
  18. Time and a half doesn't hurt
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    Famous Geek ~stick is in trouble again

    I wood'nt say that I also wouldn't wood'nt say that
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