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I thought you knew something we didn’t.

Royale with cheese.

Where’s the beef?

White Castle fries only come in one size.

Birds aren’t real.

OOTMFTITL

Don’t call it a comeback.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I’m so bad, I should be in detention.

Especially when you are drunk, you say yes sir and do whatever they tell you to do. Especially if you are well-known, if there are cameras, you get the hell out of there immediately.

The weirdest one is Matthew McConaughey.

But then you will be twice shy.

I totally recall that.

My number is three. I post here with you.

The seether’s Louise.

Someone I know personally Bo Jackson Buckethead

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.