frank

I always thought any good comedian should be able to deal with hecklers. They are drunk and you can be prepared. Have at least three generic put downs that will work on anyone ready to go if necessary.

We should all write jokes. Bunny can use any or all that meet his high standards.

I like the Whopper, fock the Big Mac!

That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.

I always wondered if she knows a stallion is a male horse.

So you are somewhere between 0 and 100 years old.

I think it was Hertz.

An accent.

WKRP

Only one NFL quarterback has been predicted to throw for 5,000 yards.

It’s about time. What has become of this place?

That’s exactly what someone in the mob would say.

Now would be a good time.

I like refried beans. That’s why I want to try fried beans. Maybe they’re just as good and we’re wasting time.

Godfather 2

I went to see Blue Oyster Cult recently. They were having technical issues so there was a short break between songs and Buck Dharma told this joke: Ham and Eggs walked into a bar, and the bartender said, We don't serve breakfast here.

It’s fewer penalties. Actually, it’s fewer infractions.

Maybe teams actually commit more penalties against the Chefs. Also, people always say “commit penalties”. You commit an infraction and receive a penalty.

Also, numbers aren’t spelling.