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Every Heather I met was all legs.

I keep seeing the first word of the thread title as Alexis.

Y’all be on here getting mad for anything.

I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

“So it said 'You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95.' I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment! 'We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a b1tch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination; good luck, focker! The last payment must be made in wampum!'”

Same way as last time.

The article specifically mentions IRAs. Also, I didn’t read the whole thing. https://apple.news/ALtqzjfFOThunGHVTCjtNBw

I just read that thousands of people have millions of dollars in their IRAs. The maximum you can contribute per year is 7,000. WTF?

Years ago, there was a great clip of Pedro Martinez saying how both sides should honor contracts. Maybe someone can find it.

Why would anyone rob a bank? They don’t even have any bitcoin.

Agreed. Uphill skiing sucks.

I would dress up like a clown. When I let the hostages go, I would change clothes and walk out with them.

That showed up in my YouTube yesterday.

I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!”