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But that’s how it goes.

You got to find yourself another piece of the action.

I’m pretty sure the second one is from Harry Potter. Magic, so they win.

Sounds like a perfect match.

We go walking around the neighborhood everyday. There is another guy who walks/runs who has been avoiding us for weeks. When he sees us coming, he turns and goes the other way. I assumed it was covid related but wasn't sure. Today, we turned a corner and saw him standing still in the road ahead of us maybe 50 yards away. I kept expecting him to start walking away, but he just stood there. When we got close: Him: You guys know there's a mask ordinance, right? Me: Yeah. (start to walk away) Him: You need to be considerate of other people. Me: I don't think they're required outside. Him: Yes they are. I'm up on it. Me: Ok. I'll look it up. (start to walk away) Him: You need to be considerate of other people. Or find another route to run. I've been doing this for 16 years. For what's it's worth, I just looked it up. 2. Facial coverings for individuals. Effective July 16, 2020 at 5:00 P.M., each person shall wear a mask or other facial covering that covers his or her nostrils and mouth at all times when within six feet of a person from another household in any of the following places: an indoor space open to the general public, a vehicle operated by a transportation service, or an outdoor public space where ten or more people are gathered.

I thought this was a reboot and was going to ask who was replacing Michael J. Fox.

They already run for the border.

They give you the answers and you have to know the question?

You prefer the fist?

You gotta keep 'em separated.

That was the joke.

What is the first rule of fight club?