frank

It’s floodin’ down in Texas? Are all of the telephone lines down?

Good. I hope Ohtani wins the HR race.

My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce!

I’m waiting for the new cabbage patch movie.

This is serious.

If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd be a millionaire.

Encourage him to see someone. He can talk to his regular doctor to start. Stay in touch and listen more than you talk. Encourage, but don’t threaten or insist. Don’t think you can fix the problem. Don’t take him out for drinks. Don’t rely too much on suggestions from a lightly-trafficked fantasy football forum.

Birds aren’t real.

rabbit bacon

Anyone who doesn’t say bacon should be closely monitored.

If I would, could you?

You should specialize, and don’t call me Louisiana.

Name a band name that is also an album and song by that band. Black Sabbath Blue Murder Drivin’ n’ Cryin’ Bad Company

That’s sad. You should get to know more about your nephew.

to count?

Siamese