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  1. frank

    Favorite one syllable band.

    Live Death
  2. frank

    Surgeon general wants warning labels on guns

    Shotgun bullets are bad for your health.
  3. AIC>Nirvana>(Soundgarden/STP)>Pearl Jam
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    Surgeon general wants warning labels on guns

    Do not mix with alcohol. Use caution when operating heavy machinery. If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor.
  5. frank

    Judging A Book By Its Cover

  6. Every song comes to my mind when I think about it.
  7. frank

    The Devil Is Waiting For Me On The Back Porch

    Or maybe try something new.
  8. frank

    Rapidan Damn Failure - Minnesota

    Oh, you couldn't dam that river. And maybe I don't give a damn anyway.
  9. frank

    Who else is high and drunk Sunday morning

    Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
  10. frank

    Audie Murphy

    Would have been 100 today, or maybe 99, I see different dates on different sites. Audie Leon Murphy (20 June 1925 – 28 May 1971)[1] was an American soldier, actor, and songwriter. He was widely celebrated as the most decorated American combat soldier of World War II,[4] and has been described as the most highly decorated soldier in U.S. history.[5][6] He received every military combat award for valor available from the United States Army, as well as French and Belgian awards for heroism. Murphy received the Medal of Honor for valor that he demonstrated at the age of 19 for single-handedly holding off a company of German soldiers for an hour at the Colmar Pocket in France in January 1945, before leading a successful counterattack while wounded and out of ammunition. This song is about him and shares the title with one of his movies.
  11. frank

    how do you describe the Geek Club to other people?

    It’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social.
  12. frank

    how do you describe the Geek Club to other people?

    You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
  13. frank

    Excel Help

    I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
  14. frank

    Excel Help

    Mitch Hedberg jokes. Everyone knows music videos go in SPSS.
  15. frank

    Favorite Time Zone

    Time keeps on slippin’ into the future.
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    Audie Murphy

    I don’t know how accurate it is, but I believe that is in the movie To Hell and Back.
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