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They could achieve the same result with the right music selection.

I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fvcked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

The fish forum is doomed.

She watches Monty Python and Dr. Who.

A door was squeaking at work, so I brought in a WD-40 pen and took care of business.

Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

I’m waiting for Alien: Remus.

I thought you said I’m alright spider.

Yeah, but everything else is easier.

Are you crazy?!

There's more to me than you'll ever know And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh