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I don’t feel tardy.

That’s what she said.

Mike and Ike. They know what they did.

They always forgot to use to use The Sword of Omens until halfway through the fights.

If they’re so thin, why are they working out? I mean I don’t get it. Am I right, people?

I’m not crazy about that nickname.

I forgot about Dre.

Diddy?

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Wow. You guys must have been really serious for him to move. NTTAWWT.

Do you really need to specify severed head? I mean, if you just say they found a head, we would understand what you meant. There’s a head in that apartment, but don’t worry there’s a guy attached.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Alternate thread title: Playoff tickets cost an arm and a leg.

Even if he was younger and in great shape, I don’t think 2024 Tyson is mean enough to be a great boxer. I’ll probably watch though.

This has to be the worst possible answer.

Maybe this.