frank

Unless it is prime Tom Brady or Tiger Woods, you take the field.

Ciao

We all know what happens on the third date.

Motorboat Willie

Multiple Mickey Mouse movies mean much moolah may materialize.

Travis Kelce

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the p is silent. That’s a pathetic joke.

So it is, so it's always been.

Eggs going back up? Chickens

Don’t believe the hype.

I don't gripe to *you*, Reiben. I'm a captain. There's a chain of command. Gripes go up, not down. Always up. You gripe to me, I gripe to my superior officer, so on, so on, and so on. I don't gripe to you. I don't gripe in front of you. You should know that as a Ranger.

It’s people who complain about things.

I’m not aware of too many things. I know what I know if you know what I mean.

Ho, ho, hoes!

You may be dumber than you think. Christmas Eve is in two days.

The other problem with accordion style is that when you write something without taking the sheet off first, half the time you have written it upside down. Still, I’m sticking* with accordion style. I look pretty cool doing that trick. * See what I did there?