frank

That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.

I always wondered if she knows a stallion is a male horse.

So you are somewhere between 0 and 100 years old.

I think it was Hertz.

An accent.

WKRP

Only one NFL quarterback has been predicted to throw for 5,000 yards.

It’s about time. What has become of this place?

That’s exactly what someone in the mob would say.

Now would be a good time.

I like refried beans. That’s why I want to try fried beans. Maybe they’re just as good and we’re wasting time.

Godfather 2

I went to see Blue Oyster Cult recently. They were having technical issues so there was a short break between songs and Buck Dharma told this joke: Ham and Eggs walked into a bar, and the bartender said, We don't serve breakfast here.

It’s fewer penalties. Actually, it’s fewer infractions.

Maybe teams actually commit more penalties against the Chefs. Also, people always say “commit penalties”. You commit an infraction and receive a penalty.

Also, numbers aren’t spelling.

Whitney Houston. The Cure. I actually like them, but they are very different from what I normally listen to.

In no particular order, and including some hard rock, progressive, alternative, whatever that often get included, these are some of my favorites. Metallica Dio Black Sabbath Judas Priest Iron Maiden Rush Tool ACDC Marilyn Manson Motörhead Danzig Ozzy Guns n’ Roses

Maybe.