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For instance if 2 teams make a trade that is approved but ignored a 5 year old rule that you must have a traded for player on your roster for at least 24 hours prior to any game they play in. Then whine about misunderstanding the rule. Do you all allow the Commissioner to say well they forgot or that after going back and forth on which players are traded, it came within the 24 hour timeframe so he'll allow the trade to be backed up until after the week's games allowing the traded for players to still play on their original teams? Basicly are your rules hard and fast or can the Commish step in and override a rule? Thanks from Joey Quick Great Falls, Virginia

So I gave my lower bowl seats away to yesterday's game. In part because I have a cold and in part because I thought the 2 girls would enjoy it win or lose since they had never been to a game at FedEx Field. Plus possibe nookie is always involved. Then right before Vanerjackoff final FG attempt, I get a call from a cellphone at the game saying thank you from 2 Cowbabies fans who had bought the tickets from the 2 girls I had given them to. He identified himself as Rover and said the tickets were great even though they paid $ 200 apiece for them. He didn't even wait for my angry response just laughing and hanging up. Surfice it to say, about 1 minute later after Novak's game winner, I called that number back. No answer. Then after 10 minutes, I called the number again. No answer. I called Dixie & Daisey, the 2 girls I had given the tickets to and Dixie whinned about needing so much money. They just had to sell them. I screamed BUT NOT TO A COWBABIES FAN!!!!! She pretended to cry and said she'd do anything to make it up to me. Anything. I was so mad that I told her to keep her damned poosay and never talk to me again. I can't imagine what my friends in the seats closeby thought about me for putting Cowbabies fans in those seats but I'll bet in the end they gave 'em plenty of hell. Also, I have called that cellphone at least 50 times since then but no answer. I'd give out that number but I fear reprisal so I won't.

I don't have a clue what any of you are talking about. But I can't even set my clock properly or even get help to do it.

Tell me.

You left out the fat chick dancing in a purple velvet mini dress with her white panties showing. Right after the Viet Nam footage. I liked this song/commercial the first 25,000 times that it played but the last 100,000 times it's aired, it's boring me to death. I just look for the fat girl in the white panties and then go on with my business. Oh is it about Chevys? I never really thought about it.

Five straight weeks and I've been picking crummy lineups too.

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FWIW I had Grossman and Berrian this week too. I even dropped Holt at the last minute. Figured I'd drop down to 10th place or so. Glad everybody else f'ed up as well.

See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.

Why? So you can steal it and run off and use it with your 30 aliases. You know what I mean. Besides leave her alone. She won't come back. Or I'll have to tell you what she really looks like.

Do you think that has any connection to me losing my voice the past few days? Regardless, my voice IS coming back but I sound like Froggie on the new Lil Rascals.

It's the whole first line, Woody. Not just the boy / boys part at the end of line 3. I'm sure she sings it live with it being 'boys' anyway.

Dump Korn-dog NOW. Don't wait until the season's over.

My dad finally told us a story of being at a Redskins game in 1971. He said him and his brother and 2 other people were at RFK Stadium with tickets near the first row behind the Redskins bench. An hour or so before the game started a young man who was on the field came over to people sitting in front of my dad and gave them a football autographed by the coaching staff. My dad remembers the young man saying that his father wouldn't sign the ball until "all his assistants had signed". So 2 + 2 tells my dad that the young man's father was the head coach, George Allen. The conversation that my dad overheard was brief but he said one sentence stood out above all else. The young man on the field remarked that RFK Stadium had more niggers than any other pro stadium that he'd ever been in. I'm not lying and I'm sure my dad isn't either. Yes head coach George Allen had 2 sons and it could have been either one. Regardless, my dad said the n-word rolled of his tongue so matter of factly that no one said much about it. Remember we're talking about 1971.

Thanks. That first week I forgot about it and had 3 non players in my Lineup. And it's kozmiq with a Q at the end. lol And while I'm correcting you, I'll add that I dig your Tanya Tucker reference but the words are: When I die I may not go to heaven I don't know if they let cowboys in If they don't just let me go to Texas, Boy! Texas is as close as I've been.

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I had been knocking out an ozzy every 2 1/2 weeks for maybe 9 years straight. Just like cigarettes or anything else / if you want to stop, you will. What has made it somewhat more difficult is I got the $ and da pusher man is less than 2 miles away. Still I just wanted to clean up a bit. I'm not totally quitting. Just for a while.

There's no audible sound coming from my vocal chords right now. I actually didn't lose my voice. I know where I left it. At FedEx Field SAN-TANA MOSS

Not nearly as much as losing by 58 going into Monday Night. Of course, he has nobody left while I have Favre, Westbrook, Jennings and Brown. Maybe. Maybe .............................

Get your foot off that chair seat!

Woke up around 7 AM still with no voice. Worried about this so I went to the Emergency Room. Doctor says no problem, just don't try to speak for another 24 hours. I've NEVER had this. Seriously, has anybody else's voice completely disappeared?

Which stage were you on? The last one out of town? You can use that if you want, funny-man.

And they let me sleep in the middle. No, they were not partners nor did any lovemaking take place. Unless of course you count my wet dream.

Michael: Well, I'm going to be a daddy! Pam: Oh, who's the mother? Michael: Don't know yet. Pam: Oh. Michael: See, I was watching a special last night on Angelina Jolie and she bought a baby. Pam, get on the horn and find out what a baby cost. Pam: Geez, I don't know Michael. I think the application alone costs a thousand dollars. And it takes like 8 months to get a baby. Michael: Oh. Wow, I don't even know if I'll want a baby in 8 months! Pam: Probably not. :P

You're telling me! YOU got problems my man. You got problems!