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shorepatrol

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  1. shorepatrol

    Doritos Goes WOKE, FULL PEDO

    They are delicious crack cocaine like most chips or snack crackers. With no consequences I could eat an entire bag of Doritos, Cheetos, fritos or a box of cheezits on a lazy Sunday watching movies.
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    Do you have a work wife ?

    Many over the years. The sexual tension is insane. Never banged any of them
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    Do you have or want a “Trad” Wife?

    Women are holes, companions and homemakers. Take away the last 2 and they're just whores.
  4. God help you with that dumbazz comment. Praize Jeeeeeezzzzus
  5. shorepatrol

    Youtube - Now blocking ad blockers

    You can skip after 5 seconds. Annoying but whatever. If it gets to 15 or more seconds before you can skip, my youtube use will be out of necessity and not entertainment
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    Texas wild fires

    Should've consulted Biden on roofs
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    At what age do you plan to retire/have already retired?

    62. Paid off home , underwhelming 401k. I can do contract work a couple days a month to make it fine. Can't focking wait. It's getting harder every day to not go ballistic on the fake retards in admin
  8. That sh!t got me in a world class barfight over 20 years ago. Don't remember leaving the bar after. Woke up in my buddies front yard under a cargo blanket when my wife found me
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    O’Reily Auto parts got jokes

    Is it the toyota water pump gasket? Not looking it up
  10. Colby is washed. Ian took his wifes ex husbands last name and let's her bang other dudes I believe. Having said that, Ian would smoke Colby if the fight happened and nobody would pay to watch
  11. shorepatrol

    hey idiots

  12. shorepatrol

    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Focking clown shoes
  13. shorepatrol

    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    You'll still vote for him when he runs though. Who's the hack again ???????
  14. shorepatrol

    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    way way way worse or waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse?
  15. shorepatrol

    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    "End of quote"
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    This was obvious for years
  17. Leave it WIDE open but send every last one of them to sanctuary cities. Mass migration to these cities is the only way to wake folks up
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