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Tinhat knows Obama wasn’t born here

You don’t get out much so not surprising. Don’t send money to strangers on the internet, gramps.

Once that Nigerian prince gets his bank issues figured out Frozenbeans will get the last laugh!

OMG you got him Tinhat! Did you send this to the proper authorities?

He’s a ###### twat. Same as always.

Part of the charm will be the purple splatter on the Apollo Lander and original Constitution from the 2026 Trumpalloza Paint Ball Wars brought to you by the Gut Busting Triple Baconator from Whattaburger.

Yeeeeeee Haaawwwww!!!!

Next up Monster Truck and jet ski races in the National Mall. For 19.99 you can play paint ball in the Smithsonian sponsored by Code Red Mountain Dew.

Will be opened with a stirring rendition of “God Bless Trumponia” by the Jan 6th Choir powered by the Home Depot. Be sure to pick up your commemorative DJT truck nuts and mullet styling brush!

Has to be The Onion

Got to go Scottie number one. Love this tournament. So great to watch. I’ll wake up at like 2:30 to check out opening rounds . Will be on east coast for this one which helps a bit…but will be on a work trip which sucks.

Liking Rahm, Hatton, and Macintyre on initial, way too early, pre research glance.

Well enjoy the fireworks and grilling!

Fourth is a great holiday for partying with friends for sure. Ranked ahead of New Years Eve in my book!

Going to a party. Will be a lot of booze. Burgers and dogs. Keep it simple.

He dies in the end. Spolier!

Who could ever have predicted their plan!

Yep. You are too dumb to remember…confirmed.

I have been saying this would pass for months. Told you, maybe it was your dumbfok alias, it would pass and add 3 trillion a day before they go on vacation a week or so ago. Most predictable thing ever that these fiscally conservative blowhards would do what they always do…wring their hands and then vote to pass. Like they always do. Because you are a dipshet you probably forgot.

Right. You read it. Sure.

If they do it will suddenly be the Dems fault.

Next up….by late summer a bunch of trade deals that don’t do much of anything but are the greatest things you have ever seen!

I have been telling your dumbass exactly what would happen for months now Poor Peefoam!

I can’t believe they got it done. It was really in doubt with majority in both House and Senate!

The free thinkers all vote to pass the bill that has all this shet added to it that they have no clue about on time from their orange daddy. Shocking!