OldMaid

I’m starting to think you might have injected bleach during covid.

It’s cute that you think this was some referendum of the left. Pretty much every other civilized nation voted out the incumbents due to covid inflation.

Not anymore. Now he has Real Housewives of D.C. face.

Thanks, I guess. I still think you’ve lost whatever sense you used to have.

PM me your e-mail. Does everyone trust Jerry if I send him pictures?

I will not be around a lot for a few more weeks. Typing one handed sucks balls, and the right wrist is too stiff to comfortably use.

IDGI, I might need you to draw me a picture on this.

Must have missed that one, but no, I’ve still got all my (leg) hair and all.

Also, thank you everyone for your concern.

Huh?

They’re not that kind of pictures.

Sorry to break it to you troglodytes, I’m still here and I’m not broken. I will admit that I spent the Wed after the election nursing a massive hangover. I had carpel tunnel surgery on my right wrist first thing Thursday morning. If anyone would like pictures I’m more than happy to oblige. I can only type one handed for now and the bandages only came off on Tuesday. Yes, I was massively wrong. I openly admit it. Send me the crow. Also, fock off, seriously!

You ok?

We’re talking about Leon, dummy.

Nice copium answer.

Sounds fair, you can keep the guy who’s great at just 1 thing and sucks at everything else.

They also said that they believe America’s best days are in the future. NOTGOINGBACK

Hallucinations

Of course not, he’s probably already in bed.

Your brain is cooked, Jerry. Enjoy your bubble.

Shhh… wait until he finds out about FaceTime.

I don’t know if it’s true, but many people are saying that Elon is an illegal immigrant. I sure hope he didn’t lie on his visa application-it’d be really funny if Harris has him deported.

I’m sensing a lot of mother’s who had unwanted pregnancies pre Roe vibe in here.

Trump could never be Hitler. That would require him putting an ideology above himself. Not possible.