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Great set-ups for jokes in those 3 sentences........anyone?

Yes. We've been hearing about this alleged list for too focking long already. Trump retaliates! https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-torches-tesla-dealership

Hope no one is heavily into Lululemon LULU 330.78 -4.41(-1.32%) At close: 4:00:02 PM EDT 257.46 -73.32 (-22.17%) After hours: 6:04:11 PM EDT

One Day Late! Own 288 shares of Tesla with a basis of $15.14 About 1.5 months ago I thought it was over valued, so I bought Graniteshares 2x Short TSLA Daily ETF (TSDD) Got my arse handed to me as Tesla rallied immediately after. Sold them at a loss about a month ago. Now I thought Tesla was even more overvalued. Since this is a taxable account, and I realized a loss on TSDD, I'd have to wait 31 days to buy them back, or it would be a wash sale violation. So I put a reminder in my phone to consider buying again 31 days later. That day just happened to be today. As I type, TSLA is down about $46.00 (13%) & TSDD is 30.00 +6.63 +(28.42%) Dayum Broadcom reports after the bell. This is probably the most important chip stock next to Nvidia.

Bunk Beds

Knocked Up In The Air

What's another use for venetian blinds in Ethiopia ?

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME12KJR1

Yesterday

Seems kind of racist to me. https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a60042530/2025-honda-pilot-pricing/ But seriously, it's just another byproduct of inflation. The Pilot adds a new top-level Black Edition and loses the entry-level LX trim, effectively raising the base price by $2810.

He embarrasses the state on a daily basis.

I think Christina Applegate's would've been the nicest/most natural, but tragically, those were lost.

If you've seen the movie, you'll love this.

Walz National Guard Duty https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME12INYZ

The Gods Must Be Crazy Rich Asians

It was the right thing to do.

Don't you know it!

I remember seeing her in an early Seinfeld episode. Think she played an accountant.

I miss picking up a couple packs every time I went to the gas station. As far as I know, none of them carry them anymore

Yes + blatantly illegal window tint, special subs that you can hear/feel 3 blocks away, & spinner wheels

I wake up really early and watch TV for an hour, before going back to sleep. If it's a weekday, I always switch to Bloomberg to see how the futures are looking. They show the pride flag the entire month with "always proud" beneath it. I use the parental controls to block the channel for the entire month.

We agree on #1

But I thought Donald Trump was the one suffering from cognitive decline ?

Probably