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Beat me to it by in exactly 1 hour!

Maybe skipper got hungry and ate him ?

Most preposterous statement of 2025 nominee right there.

Catherine Bell from that episode of JAG where she wore a bikini. Top five most beautiful women in the world at the time IMO. https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME11TXRY

Maybe stick around long enough to convince him to marry her, then file for divorce ?

I wonder if the family will file a lawsuit ? If they do, & win, my bet would be that the girlfriend sticks around.

Amen

I gave my analysis of why I liked Crocs stock on page 38. It was trading at $90.72 that day. Someone thought it was funny. $111.72 FINY +10.955 (+10.87%)

In 2023, Google's Search advertising contributed 73.6% of Google's parent company, Alphabet, ad revenue. This equates to $175 billion out of $237.9 billion in total ad revenue.

I'm also nervous. Imagine if all the searches via Google from iPhone users disappeared. I've also tried ChatGPT, & Gemini, googles AI assistant. https://gemini.google.com/app

Some say this was the greatest round in boxing history.

Sweet justice.

Too bad it couldn't have been someone they cared about.

Google taking it in the arse again today. If the antitrust trial wasn't bad enough, today the vice president of services @ Apple revealed that they're exploring adding AI search engines such as perplexity to its default Safari browser. Added 50 just under $150.00 Now hold a total of 700 shares. In the red by $4600.00 There has to be other shareholders here, what are you doing today ?

Mostly peaceful detonations.

pos·te·ri·or /päˈstirēər,pōˈstirēər/ adjective 1. ANATOMY further back in position; of or nearer the rear or hind end

You seem to be obsessed with male backsides. Very disturbing.

Focking lawsuit loving puzzies. Imagine someone so focking stupid, they knowingly invest in MicroStrategy (a company heavily leveraged to bitcoin) then immediately file lawsuits when bitcoin suffers a correction during the first quarter & shares drop to $268.00 Harris-Walz voters no doubt. MSTR closed @ $386.53 today. NEW YORK CITY, NY / ACCESS Newswire / May 3, 2025 / Pomerantz LLP is investigating claims on behalf of investors of Strategy Incorporated (f/k/a MicroStrategy Incorporated) ("Strategy" or the "Company") (NASDAQ:MSTR). Such investors are advised to contact Danielle Peyton at newaction@pomlaw.com or 646-581-9980, ext. 7980. The investigation concerns whether Strategy and certain of its officers and/or directors have engaged in securities fraud or other unlawful business practices. [Click here for information about joining the class action] On April 7, 2025, Strategy disclosed in a filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission that it recognized a $5.91 billion unrealized loss on its digital assets for the first quarter of 2025, which is expected to result in a net loss for the quarter. Strategy further stated that "[w]e may not be able to regain profitability in future periods, particularly if we incur significant unrealized losses related to our digital assets[.]" On this news, Strategy's stock price fell $25.47 per share, or 8.67%, to close at $268.14 per share on April 7, 2025. Pomerantz LLP, with offices in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, London, Paris, and Tel Aviv, is acknowledged as one of the premier firms in the areas of corporate, securities, and antitrust class litigation. Founded by the late Abraham L. Pomerantz, known as the dean of the class action bar, Pomerantz pioneered the field of securities class actions. Today, more than 85 years later, Pomerantz continues in the tradition he established, fighting for the rights of the victims of securities fraud, breaches of fiduciary duty, and corporate misconduct. The Firm has recovered numerous multimillion-dollar damages awards on behalf of class members. See www.pomlaw.com. Attorney advertising. Prior results do not guarantee similar outcomes.

Instant nominee for most preposterous statement of 2025. WOW

An even better idea... https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-expand-alcatraz-by-putting-up-fence-around-san-francisco

Pure speculation, but I'm guessing he was referring to this.......... June 11, 2024, 9:48 a.m. ET Rachel Maddow said she is “worried” that Donald Trump returning to the presidency could mean she might wind up in “camps” intended to house illegal immigrants. The MSNBC primetime host told CNN on Monday that she was “worried about the country broadly if we put someone in power who is openly avowing that he plans to build camps to hold millions of people, and to ‘root out’ what he’s described in subhuman terms as his ‘enemy from within.'” Maddow added: “For that matter, what convinces you that these massive camps he’s planning are only for migrants? So, yes, I’m worried about me — but only as much as I’m worried about all of us.” https://nypost.com/2024/06/11/media/rachel-maddow-worried-trump-will-send-her-to-camps-if-elected/

I assume this is somehow related to Donald Trump ?

Let me tell you something about that greaseball ****sucker Buffett, he's a snake. You turn your back on him, he stick it in. Warren Buffett may have been an incredible investor to get to the position he reached 30 years ago, good for him, but once you get to that point, you don't have to be so good anymore. You have the power to cut deals no one else can. Warren Buffett & his company, Berkshire Hathaway, played a significant role in the Kraft Heinz merger, acting as a major investor & financier. Berkshire Hathaway teamed up with Brazilian private equity firm 3G Capital to purchase Heinz in 2013, which later merged with Kraft Foods Group in 2015. Berkshire Hathaway owns 26.7% of Kraft Heinz. 3G capital is the modern day equivalent of Gordon Gekko. Slash & burn it's all those grease balls know how to do. It backfired. The merger has been a disaster du jour, yet many investors still believe they're going to turn things around, mainly because Warren Buffett owns 26% of the company. What they can't get through their retarded skulls, & won't believe regardless of how many times I inform them, is the deal Warren cut. In June 2015, Berkshire Hathaway exercised a warrant and acquired approximately 46.2 million additional Heinz shares for about one cent each, increasing its stake to 52.5%. This was part of a larger transaction where Berkshire Hathaway acquired Heinz for $23 billion. Berkshire's initial investments also included 425 million shares of Heinz Holding common stock and cumulative compounding preferred stock, according to SEC documents. Pretty focking hard to look bad when you own 46.2 million shares with a cost basis of $0.01 A Two hundred eighty-six thousand three hundred percent return as of the close Friday + all the dividends.