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Cool story. Joker poker was always my favorite back in the days when I went to a casino at least once a week. Deuces wild was fun as well. One of the casinos had a deuces & joker's wild machine. A friend of mine got 4 deuces & the joker. Because he was playing the full amount (5 quarters $1.25) he won 10K. Now I go here when I get the itch....... https://www.penny-slot-machines.com/video-poker/joker-poker.html

Good steak doesn't need it & bad steak doesn't deserve it.

Other than the horrifying lack of diversity....................mesmerizing

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/online-harms-hate-crime-sentences-1.7128596#:~:text=The bill proposes increasing the,for other hate propaganda offences. Ironically, just last week I got my first ever hate speech warning. Watched a YouTube video showing a bunch of Latino women fighting in a restaurant right around bar closing time. My comment seemed tame: Latino's = too frigging macho! Less than a minute later, a pop-up appeared saying I was guilty of hate speech, & if the pattern continued, I'd be banned from YouTube. (YouTube is wholly owned by Google)

Then I'm a proud racist.

This is nothing new Tim. Here's the one that made me hate all illegal aliens (especially those that turned out to be the criminal type) & those that would protect them. The following case was overshadowed by another horrific event that happened on the same day. The columbine school shooting. Happened in a town about 1/2 hour away from mine. April 20, 1999 An illegal alien from Mexico broke into a home in Waseca. He left, but came back because he thought he might have left something behind. He was there when 12-year-old Cally Jo Larson arrived home from school. He tied her up, stabbed, raped her, & for whatever twisted reason, hung her lifeless body at the top of the stairway. Her 17-year-old sister arrived home about an hour later & found her. Imagine how hard it was for this poor girl to maintain her sanity after coming across something as gruesome as that. About a year later, this news came out: Although no one has been arrested in the 12-year-old's death, the prime suspect in the case is already behind bars. Lorenzo Bahena Sanchez 28, was convicted last month for a string of house burglaries & was sentenced to 4 years in prison. Even though investigators won't officially confirm Sanchez' status as the prime suspect, they've said unofficially for several months that he has been the focus of their investigation. Property found at his Waseca home linked him to the killing. Collectible coins reported missing from the Larson home after the killing were found in Sanchez' home. The animal had small beads implanted under the skin on his *****. The medical examiner who performed Cally Jo's autopsy said damage done during the rape was worse than normal, & that such implants could have been the difference. His attorneys had the gall to claim his rights were violated because authorities didn't tell him that he (a Mexican citizen) had a right to contact Mexican officials for legal advice. If this doesn't make anyone who read it want to scream, I don't know how to help you.

Funny as hell.................. but what a focked up country we've become.

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Great point. I graduated from having a permit, to passing the drivers test and getting my real drivers license on a Friday. This will definitely date me, but I took 3 friends to a drive-in theater that night. I could barely contain my excitement for having the freedom to go wherever I wanted!

This.

Had a get together at my home while my brother and his family from California we're visiting last summer. The niece & nephew were perplexed when they saw me taking ice cubes out of trays. Apparently they'd never seen anyone make them the old-fashioned way

I have no idea? If that's actually a real person, I don't even think Circus freak shows that existed 40 or 50 years ago would allow it to be displayed.

Up comes my lunch. Thanks a lot!

With the horrors of 2016-2020, it's amazing any of us are here yet. Good grief. PS: Someone needs to let the monstrosity in the video know that tuck friendly underwear is available.

I love my 2 mommies T-shirt. Really focking sad. Poor kid I wonder if 0:26 on the gorilla poop video gave the South Park creators the idea for this ?

I knew we were in trouble with this administration way back in July 2021. Yes, it's real. https://www.imagebam.com/view/MES6NRZ

Has nothing to do with whether or not I'm happy here Sparky. I see the state going downhill, you see the opposite. Time will tell which one of us was right.

Yes. Insanely high taxes, reports saying the wealthy are leaving the state, ridiculously disproportionate number of Somali (HBO once planned a documentary on St. Paul titled Little Mogadish), incredibly soft on crime, sanctuary state, etc. A governor that took a $18 billion surplus, pissed away the vast majority of it on new spending, (up 40% over the previous biennium & unsustainable) promised a rebate of $600 to those who qualified & stated it wouldn't be taxable. Ended up being $260 and because he sat on his hands too long, turns out it's going to be taxed at the federal level. How have the Somali (1 of 3 released to the US end up in Minnesota) shown their appreciation ? Daycare fraud in 2018 https://alphanews.org/somali-daycare-fraud-minnesota-political-correctness/ A massive daycare fraud in America’s most welcoming state raises questions about the limits of assimilation. Scott W. Johnson May 21, 2018 Public safety The Social Order Though the total loss to the state’s $248 million daycare program remains to be determined, we have a serious case of deceit, obviously. But the real damage, harder to measure, is likely to be to the high-trust values of Minnesota, where newcomers can dupe the natives so easily. Did we learn anything from this & keep an eye on them.....fock no! Nonprofit Feeding Our Future and 200+ Meal Sites in Minnesota Perpetrated the Largest COVID-19 Fraud Scheme in the Nation. (We're #1) https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/us-attorney-announces-federal-charges-against-47-defendants-250-million-feeding-our-future The List: 1-10 Aimee Marie Bock, 41, Apple Valley, founder & executive director of Feeding Our Future. Abdikerm Abdelahi Eidleh, 39, Burnsville, employee of Feeding Our Future. Salim Ahmed Said, 33, of Plymouth, owner and operator of Safari Restaurant. Abdulkadir Nur Salah, 36, Columbia Heights, owner and operator of Safari Restaurant. Ahmed Sharif Omar-Hashim, also known as “Salah Donyale,” 39, Minneapolis, creator of Olive Management Inc. Abdi Nur Salah, 34, Minneapolis, former senior policy aide to Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey, acquired the nonprofit Stigma-Free International from its previous owner, listed in the indictment as “Individual A.” Abdihakim Ali Ahmed, 36, Apple Valley, creator of ASA Limited LLC. Ahmed Mohamed Artan, 37, Minneapolis, became the new president of Stigma-Free International and registered it with the Minnesota Secretary of State’s office. Abdikadir Ainanshe Mohamud, also known as “AK,” 30, Fridley, ran the Stigma-Free Willmar food site. Abdinasir Mahamed Abshir, 30, Minneapolis, ran the Stigma-Free Mankato food site. 11-20 Asad Mohamed Abshir, 32, Mankato, ran the Stigma-Free Mankato food site. Hamdi Hussein Omar, 26, St. Paul, ran the Stigma-Free Waite Park food site. Ahmed Abdullahi Ghedi, 32, Minneapolis, created ASA Limited LLC. Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed, also known as “Chef Abcos,” 54, Columbus, Ohio, owner Afra Grill. Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, 33, Savage, owner and operator of Empire Cuisine and Market LLC. Mohamed Jama Ismail, 49, Savage, owner and operator of Empire Cuisine and Market LLC. Mahad Ibrahim, 46, Lewis Center, Ohio, president and owner of ThinkTechAct Foundation. Abdimajid Mohamed Nur, 21, Shakopee, created Nur Consulting LLC. Said Shafii Farah, 40, Minneapolis, owner of Bushra Wholesalers LLC and brother of Abdiaziz Farah. Abdiwahab Maalim Aftin, 32, Minneapolis, owner of Bushra Wholesalers LLC. 21-30 Mukhtar Mohamed Shariff, 31, Bloomington, chief executive officer of Afrique Hospitality Group. Hayat Mohamed Nur, 25, Eden Prairie, sister of Abdimajid Mohamed Nur and participator in scheme. Qamar Ahmed Hassan, 53, Brooklyn Park, owner and operator of S & S Catering. Sahra Mohamed Nur, 61, Saint Anthony, ran Academy For Youth Excellence site. Abdiwahab Ahmed Mohamud, 32, Brooklyn Park, ran Academy For Youth Excellence site. Filsan Mumin Hassan, 28, Brooklyn Park, ran Youth Higher Educational Achievement site. Guhaad Hashi Said, 46, Minneapolis, ran Advance Youth Athletic Development site. Abdullahe Nur Jesow, 62, Columbia Heights, ran Academy For Youth Excellence site. Abdul Abubakar Ali, 40, St. Paul, ran Youth Inventors Lab site. Yusuf Bashir Ali, 40, Vadnais Heights, ran Youth Inventors Lab site. 31-40 Haji Osman Salad, 32, St. Anthony, principal of Haji’s Kitchen. Fahad Nur, 38, Minneapolis, principal of The Produce LLC. Anab Artan Awad, 52, Plymouth, president of Multiple Community Services. Sharmarke Issa, 40, Edina, creator of a company called Minnesota’s Somali Community and manager of Wacan Restaurant LLC. Farhiya Mohamud, 63, Bloomington principal and chief executive officer of Dua Supplies and Distribution Inc. Liban Yasin Alishire, 42, Brooklyn Park, president and owner of Community Enhancement Services Inc. Ahmed Yasin Ali, 57, Brooklyn Park, created a food site run by Lake Street Kitchen in the JigJiga Business Center. Khadar Jigre Adan, 59, Lakeville chief executive officer of food site run by Lake Street Kitchen in the JigJiga Business Center. Sharmake Jama, 34, Rochester, principal of Brava Restaurant and Cafe LLC. Ayan Jama, 43, Rochester, principal of Brava Restaurant and Cafe LLC. 41-50 Asha Jama, 39, Lakeville, worked for Brava Restaurant. Fartun Jama, 35, Rosemount, worked for Brava Restaurant. (Court records from July 2023 show that Fartun has since died.) Mustafa Jama, 45, Rochester, worked for Brava Restaurant. Zamzam Jama, 48, Rochester, worked for Brava Restaurant. Bekam Addissu Merdassa, 39, Inver Grove Heights. Hadith Yusuf Ahmed, 34, Eden Prairie. Hanna Markegn, 40, Edina. Mekfira Hussein, who was charged after buying one-way ticket to Ethiopia that was set to leave on the evening of September 20. Mohamed Noor, a prominent community journalist and owner of a Xogmaal Media Group in Minneapolis who also goes by Deeq Darajo. Authorities arrested him September 26 in Chicago as he was on his way to Istanbul. Abduljabar Hussein, 42, faces charges of wire fraud, bribery, and money laundering. He is married to Mekfira Hussein. 51-60 Mohamed Ali Hussein, Faribault, president and owner of Somali American Faribault Education (SAFE), a nonprofit organization that operated a food site under Feeding Our Future. Lul Bashir Ali, Faribault, owner of Lido Restaurant, a food site and meal vendor that purported to provide and serve meals at the Somali American Faribault Education site. Mulata Ali, manager of Franklyn Transportation in Minneapolis, which was previously identified as a shell company funneling food-aid money. Kawsar Jama, Eagan, principal of Gedo Community Services and Ahlan Childcare Center Inc. Abdikadir Kadiye, Plymouth, president of Hobyo Health Care Foundation. Abdulkadir Awale, Bloomington, principal of Karmel Coffee and Sambusa King, and the chief executive officer of Nawal Restaurant. Khadra Abdi, principal of Shafi’i Tutoring and Homework Help Center. Ayan Farah Abukar, founder and executive director of Action for East African People, a nonprofit that provided health, housing, and education services to East Africans across Minnesota. The defendant used the nonprofit to enroll multiple food sites. Sade Osman Hashi, chief executive officer of Great Lakes Inc., a food site that also operated as a vendor called Safari Express. Sharon Ross, executive director of House of Refuge Outreach, a nonprofit organization in St. Paul. Recent news. Three juvenile thugs murdered someone in my hometown. Here's another example, which made national news. https://alphanews.org/burnsville-suspect-was-denied-gun-rights-in-2020-reportedly-wanted-for-sex-crime/ Yeah, I love the direction the state is heading under the leadership of the dumb for life party.

Shannon Cortez Gooden: Black & alleged lifelong criminal. No surprises here. Minnesota continues to sink into the abyss thanks to the DFL party.

There's a lot of that going around. The nations collective IQ is going down faster than Joe Biden trying to board air force one.

Far too kind. No wonder much of the world laughs at the US today.