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Everything posted by seafoam1
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Yeah. 1970 English humor is now conservative humor. This is awesome.
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Tim takes his wife to a diner for an anniversary present like he does every year. They get seated. And the waiter goes over to take their order. Tim: What's good here? Waiter: We have a fine dish of eggs, bacon Trump, toast and Trump. We also have: eggs, bacon Trump, Trump toast and Trump Waiter continues: We have pancakes, eggs, toast, jelly and Trump, Trump, Trump, sausage, Trump and Trump. Tim: I don't like Trump, don't you have anything without Trump? Tim's wife: I love Trump, I'll have your Trump. Waiter: Well, we do have eggs, ham, waffles and Trump. I mean, that's not a lot of Trump. Tim gets made: But I DON'T like Trump!! I don/t want ANY Trump!! The whole wait staff starts singing: Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trumpity-Trump, Trump-Trumpity-Trump, Tim: STOP IT!!! ALL OF YOIU STOP IT!! I'M LEAVING!!! COME DEAR. (and he storms out of the place) Tim's wife still seated talking to the waiter: Thank you, thank you thank you. You earned every bit of this. (as she hand's him a fifty). Waiter: Keep it. Your husband is as cheap as they come and a real pain in our asses. It was a pleasure. Breakfast is on us. What will you have. Tim's wife: I'll have the cheese omelet, bacon, rye toast with jelly, and hash browns. Waiter: Coming right right ma'am.
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[** Official President Donald J. Trump Thread **]
seafoam1 replied to Cdub100's topic in The Geek Club
It's all you have to live for in life. The hope of getting Trump. I'm glad you are hurting. And I hope your illegals at the home depot are getting booted from the states. -
No. I'm not good at suffering. That is why I am not. I've made good choices in life. But you seem hurt really bad.
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Why are you suffering so much but no one else is?
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So Trump is president. Let's use this space to list how liberals are personally suffering because he is president.
seafoam1 replied to seafoam1's topic in The Geek Club
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Ok pimpledoosh. Awesome TDS inspired post yet again. Keep it coming boyfriend.
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Ok pimpledoosh. Awesome TDS inspired post yet again. Keep it coming boyfriend.
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[** Official President Donald J. Trump Thread **]
seafoam1 replied to Cdub100's topic in The Geek Club
So outline for us how you are suffering. -
So you are suffering? Or are you doing well in life?
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Well, since Trump got elected, I'm up $30k just in my investments alone. So, sorry for your losses.
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So tariffs are put in place to make the world suffer. Got it. Now go take a nap old man.
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Do you want me to repost how you said you will be fine but Trump voters will suffer? Or did you delete that? Anyway, please let me know when I'm suffering, because, I am feeling great right now. And my future is looking even brighter given the election results this past November.
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Since Trump won this is what America feels like.
seafoam1 replied to seafoam1's topic in The Geek Club
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Every day now there is something wonderful to wake up to.
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So to sum up your position on the matter: People from blue states who voted against Trump are going to be just fine People from red states who voted for Trump are going to suffer People from the blue states have been whining incessantly since Trump was elected People from red states are feeling great because we know that Trump is doing what he said he would do during the campaign So in conclusion, those in red states are suffering ad nauseum because they are all poor and miserable because of Trump, and those in blue states are completely happy and prosperous. Got it. But then why are you whining so much about being so happy and why am I not whining about being so miserably unhappy? All this "unhappiness" is somehow making me happy. Damn, I'm glad I'm not you.
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Her message is spot on. But those fingernails that she's waving all over the place make me want to puke. So gross.
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One of my faves.
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Black Americans are more likely to be perpetrators of violent crime than other racial groups in the United States
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Beautiful Angel Karoline Leavitt vs The Ugly Ogres At The View
seafoam1 replied to Maximum Overkill's topic in The Geek Club
And that's the best of them. -
Recent Quinnipiac poll shows Democrat Party with lowest approval rating ever recorded
seafoam1 replied to Patented Phil's topic in The Geek Club
Difference is. You are wrong. I'm not. Sorry you will be suffering so bad in your life. I'm enjoying it. -
Recent Quinnipiac poll shows Democrat Party with lowest approval rating ever recorded
seafoam1 replied to Patented Phil's topic in The Geek Club
Why don't you comment for yourself? All you do on this site is spread doom and gloom for others. I was focking happy with Trump before and happy under Trump as President now. So go cry and whine somewhere where people can cry and whine with you to help you cope with your trashy life.
