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seafoam1

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  1. Arrested because of drunk driving and speeding. He got nailed for it. And he ran away from combat. Puss.
  2. Liberals and their "No we're not, you are" go-to self defense response. Those dopes aren't even embarrassed at how dumb thay come across on a daily basis.
  3. You tell us liberal bltch. Pro hamas a-hole.
  4. seafoam1

    My Best Friend Died Two Days Ago..

    Good for you being first in line now that your drunk friend checked in his ticket.
  5. WASHINGTON, D.C. โ€” In the first major gaffe of her campaign, a heavily inebriated Kamala Harris accidentally chose the wrong Jewish guy named "Shapiro" as her Vice Presidential running mate. "Come on up here Ben! Haha you and your adorable yarmulka hahaha," laughed Harris at the press conference. "I thought you wore glasses? Whatever. Woo, Pennsylvania is ours!" According to sources, Harris was quite defensive when campaign aides pointed out her slight error. "Geez, lay off," said Harris, holding herself up with a parking meter. "He's white, Jewish, and named 'Shapiro.' I was pretty dang close. How different can they really be?" Though initially caught off guard by the announcement, Ben Shapiro sent shockwaves through the political landscape by accepting the nomination. "Am I going to need massive amounts of valium to tolerate being around Kamala? Sure. Will I have to rupture my own eardrums? Definitely," explained Shapiro. "Still, it will be worth it to be the proverbial hacker, destroying the Democratic empire from the inside. Speaking of hackers, don't forget to stop over at Express VPN and use promocode 'BEN4VP' for 20% off your first three months of ultra-secure internet." At publishing time, Harris had reportedly asked Shapiro if he "could, like, talk way slower."
  6. Youโ€™re focking weird, dude
  7. seafoam1

    My Best Friend Died Two Days Ago..

    Good. MDCIAFP. Maybe a drunk can get his shlt together with your low class sympathy. That oughta work out right.
  8. Where is the rampant racism on the right in their political stance? Please start a new thread on this along leftist racism.
  9. For you in a boys bathroom? Probably. But you are a rare case.
  10. Tampons in boys bathrooms guy. Go vote dumbass. 96 in a 55. Drunk. Go vote dumbass. He's your guy.
  11. Yep๏ปฟ. But why do you care? All you do is follow your liberal collective messaging. ๏ปฟ
  12. seafoam1

    My Best Friend Died Two Days Ago..

    Another dead drunk? I working at it.
  13. Yep. But why do you care? All you do is follow your liberal collective messaging.
  14. So the liberal who's been to Minneapolis 45 times in the last 10 days doesn't know. Liberals are so stupid.
  15. It's awesome. He is a true, 100%, socialist. He will expose the liberal party like no other. Fuk'n-A.
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