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While biden is telling tales of kids rubbing his legs.... Imagine being a liberal praising that old potato joe.

It came out that not only did they say he was aware of things between 10 and 4, but that he took one hour naps ever day at lunch time before the debate. Jet lag my ass.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Official White House sources confirmed Monday that President Biden's State Department had contacted several enemy nations to politely ask that they would only consider attacking the United States between Biden's waking hours of 10:00 am to 4:00 pm EST. According to State Department officials, the request was sent to China, Russia, Iran, Iraq, and North Korea, as well as a few miscellaneous Islamic terrorist groups and insurgencies. "Dear Enemies of the USA," reads the memo in part. "On behalf of President Biden, we kindly ask that — in the event that you feel like you really just have to attack the USA — you would be considerate and only do so during President Biden's active hours of 10:00 am to 4:00 pm EST. After those hours, Biden will be sleeping and therefore unable to respond to your attack in a timely manner." "We regret any inconvenience that this may cause to your plans, but we thank you for your consideration and compliance." China and Russia are the only countries to have responded to the request, with both Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin sending text messages reading "Definitely, for sure ;)" to the group chat they share with President Biden and Hunter. The State Department has also received a response from ISIS which they think is a yes, but aren't sure as it consists of an illegible response in Arabic on a paper covered in cartoon pictures of bombs. At publishing time, Kim Jong Un had been seen chuckling maniacally as he instructed a North Korean intelligence operative to ask the State Department "whether or not to it applies to Daylight Savings Time, too."

generalpimpledoosh fits perfectly for your golden showers loving liberal idiocy.

That kind of doesn't make any sense. But...I guess that's par for the course for you.

Everyone that works for cnn should be thrown in prison.

Liberals don't want the people who come here respectfully.

Just another way of saying 'open border'. But the liberals will ALWAYS side with the non-Americans. Squiddy gave a firm "meh" on this topic.

Janie's Got a Gun

Cross-eyed Mary

You had me convinced except for the thread count. Liar!! Does thread count really matter? The short answer is no. High thread count sheets do not mean better quality. Often threads are simply split to create a higher thread count, misleading the consumer that it's better, when in fact it can weaken the fabric and cause pilling

Yikes!! Can you imagine kameltoe and big mike as running mates?

Whatever you and mdcack enjoy doing with each other, it's your thing. But I don't think kameltoe is into that.

I just bought a cute little biden cheerleading outfit with matching pompoms and I'm going to wear it to the white house and cheer him on. Go joe!! 4 more months!!!

Aww...another democrat with her feelers hurt. Stop calling her kameltoe!!!

It's fitting.

Yeah. That's what was said. Democrats.

When liberals have nothing to sell they can always fall back on the good ole race and gender pitch. That's their ace in the pocket.

When was biden "knocked down and counted out"? He's been in government since he was 2. He started in diapers and he'll finish in diapers.

And now pelosi is leading the charge in calling Trump senile. The classic liberal tactic of "no I'm not you are." And instantly the liberal collective main server is updated and the minions are all repeating it. Trump has the constitition and focus of a guy you should want on the world's stage representing the US. How does he keep bouncing back day after day with the constant over the top attacks the liberals have been throwing at him in mass for the past 10 years? Biden would be in his grave right now if he got 1/3 of what Trump has been put through.

I don't need it. I enjoy the real thing in life. I don't see porn as something that is a blessing on society. People who obsess over it creep me out.

Words taken right out of timcrack's mouth.

It's hard to pick my favorite one.

It's a california sucks thread. And they are always fun. Because, you know, california does suck. It's a major shlthole that's going down.