seafoam1

Dang. You have it bad in life. That is an unfortunate way to be.

I'm putting my money on they just let the grass grow and the animals to nest and they don't answer the phone because they know it's a bunch of angry neighbors telling them to cut the grass.

You are still off base. You call everyone "racist" who doesn't agree with your anti American takes. You, are part of the problem.

Yes it is. Because it's very realistic.

BARI, ITALY — The heads of state gathered in Italy for the G7 summit have decided to go ahead and officially change the name to "G6" after President Biden wandered off again. "Welp, there goes number seven," said Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, watching as Biden meandered off into a forest. "Let's just go down to six nations, guys... I'm so tired of fetching him." According to sources present, the other world leaders quickly ratified the proposal. "We've spent so much time chasing Biden down, we've barely been able to get anything done," complained German chancellor Olaf Scholz. "Also, he spent half the last meeting trying to talk to Willhelm the Second. He just doesn't bring much to the table other than ice cream. I will miss the ice cream." Biden was reportedly furious at being kicked out of the Group of Seven, demanding immediate reinstatement. "Listen here, bub! I built these seven nations with my bare hands! I drove an eighteen-wheeler!" screamed Biden. "You think you can kick me out? I'll kick you out! I'll fight you all, right here, right now! Let's go!" Unfortunately, Biden's speech fell on deaf ears as he was addressing a small pack of wild dogs. At publishing time, Italian authorities had issued a missing person report after Biden had again wandered off declaring he was, "off to fight the Matterhorn".

I would endorse them for free.

Yes. The problem is the problem The people committing crime. That has always been the key to this. Liberals will spend their whole lives looking for other things to blame when in fact 95% of it is just shltty people not being held accountable by stupid ass liberals. Put 100% of the blame on those who point and pull the trigger of the guns and then.grown up discussions can actually start from there.

"Boyo".

Ban knives!!! Those knives are so MEAN!! https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-york-city-girl-13-sexually-assaulted-knifepoint-during-broad-daylight-park-police A man arrived at a New York City public park in broad daylight and "forcibly" raped a 13-year-old girl, police said. The New York Police Department (NYPD) said that a 13-year-old girl and her friend, a 13-year-old boy, were at Kissena park in Queens, New York on Thursday, June 13 at 3:30 p.m. Authorities said the young teenagers were approached by a Hispanic male, who showed them a knife and demanded that they follow him into the woods. In a secluded area of the park, the suspect took the teens' cell phones before tying their wrists together with a shoelace. Police said that after the children were helplessly tied up, the suspect "forcibly" sexually assaulted the girl. After raping the young girl, the suspect disappeared from the park.

The dude is a trip. I think he's an inmate.

I thought this same way for a long while. But I honestly think it wouldn't be enough to change their minds. They put their fake, made up "ideals", that others don't want, over "reality". It would have to happen to them personally to possibly change their minds. As they are very weak. But all we can do is vote against their idiocy and go out and fight for common sense and for actual good people.

Avril Lavigne is a smarter man than you.

I bet 90% of people who drink alcohol on a weekly basis, have driven their cars while being over the legal limit of .08 at least once (understating this) in their life. Now that being said, most likely, most people who get DUIs probably do it a lot. If you get busted the only time you have ever been a smidge over the limit, then that is some shlt luck.

"Bro".

They needed to put the national guard in the subway. New York City is a shlt hole just like where you live.

Yeah. It's you focking idiots who vote democrat and push for this shlt that are responsible for this happening. YOU, are to blame you old liberal piece of crap. Her pain is your fault.

WASHINGTON, DC — In the wake of White House statements that labeled coverage of Biden's completely normal and unconcerning 49-second pauses as "maliciously edited deepfakes," official US government sources have confirmed that the seemingly terrible US economy is in fact just another devious deepfake. According to sources in the White House, the rampant inflation, increasingly unsustainable load of debt, and out-of-control government spending are merely a cleverly crafted far-right conspiracy-theory deepfake that has been invented to cast doubt and aspersions on President Biden's excellent, highly commendable, and competent leadership of the country. "Rest assured, Americans — those sky-high gas prices and unaffordable groceries are nothing but a well-done deepfake. I'm surprised you all got fooled so easily," chuckled White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, patronizingly patting a reporter from the New York Post on the head. "In reality, the economy is just fine and the president is absolutely, 100% capable of fulfilling his duties. Hahaha, imagine believing that left-wing policies could lead to anything but a stellar economy! Deepfakes, deepfakes, nothing but CGI and AI!" When asked for comment, President Biden initially appeared to stare blankly at the nearest wall for several minutes without moving before starting to chew on a nearby pencil, but this was later revealed to be "another one of those darn deepfakes" by a White House staffer who confirmed that the President had actually given an eloquent and reassuring answer. At publishing time, the White House had issued a warning that the live-streamed upcoming CNN debate might be seriously marred by deepfakes, depending on how quickly Biden answers questions from the teleprompter.

So everyone, women, kids, mdc, fnord, creepy joe, nasty pelosi, are all included if they want to play? Or is it NOT inclusive?

poor pimpledoosh...

This, is a great thread. I will participate.

And anyone who comes out to say they hate this country, let's fund their one way flight to wherever the fock they want to go. Cancel their citizenship.

Some people have odd fantasies. Girls will be girls.

Sounds ghetto to me.