EternalShinyAndChrome

On message boards giving fake praise to Jesus are damned to the Eternal Shiny and Chrome Flames of Hell. Amen.

It was absolutely started for you. You do this for purely selfish reasons to show everyone how pious and righteous you supposedly are, which is in direct opposition to Christ's teachings. You are a blasphemer, a charlatan and you should be ashamed. This is all about you and nothing about Christ. This is why the burning pits of hell are your destination. You can't even get half The passages you copy and paste correct.

Everyone wanted a mad Max movie first. No one wanted a side character movie. I love the mad Max movies, but the next movie made should have been an actual mad Max movie. I'll still go see this one though.

Except here's your problem: you're not doing it for the Lord, you're doing it for yourself to show everybody how righteous you are, which is in DIRECT opposition to Christ's teachings. That's why you're a charlatan and a false prophet. You're doing it for purely selfish reasons. It has nothing to do with the Lord and everything to do with you. You are a blasphemer.

Whose mind? You have accepted the devil as your savior. The Lord does not allow charlatans and false prophets such as yourself into the Kingdom of heaven. The eternal hellfire is your destination.

Poor Satan paws. He's suffering exactly like Christ did.

No one but you is putting yourself on the cross and claiming that you Jesus. That is what the followers of Satan do. Be gone, foul beast. We cast you down to hell from once you came. Amen.

How many did Biden get?

The only one claiming to be Jesus is you. You put yourself up on the cross that no one asked you to do. That is the sign of a selfish, narcissistic and God complex individual which are also all the traits of the devil. We cast you down to hell. Be gone, minion of Satan, Acolyte of Beelzebub and worshiper of Lucifer. You shall not pass. Amen.

Be gone devil worshiper! I cast you down to the abyss of hell from whence you came! This forum has no room for charlatans and false prophets like yourself. You claim to be Jesus and that makes you a blasphemer of the highest order who serves nothing but the devil. We cast you from this forum to the waiting arms of your master in hell. You shall not pass!

No one has to answer the charlatans and devil worshippers like you. We answer to the One True Lord only, not the servants of the Devil like you. Now, begone, Demon! Back to the hellfire and brimstone where your master Malebolgia awaits your arrival! Lucifer, Beelzebub, Lilith - whatever you call him, he anticipates you with glee. You are the foulest of beasts - a deceiver of men - a charlatan. Back to the pit of Hell where you belong! YOU...SHALL...NOT...PASS!!

Nope. No one has to answer the charlatans and devil worshippers like satanpaws. We answer to the One True Lord only, not the servants of the Devil like you. Now, begone, Demon! Back to the hellfire and brimstone where your master Malebolgia awaits your arrival! You are the foulest of beasts - a deceiver of men - a charlatan. Back to the pit of Hell where you belong! YOU...SHALL...NOT...PASS!!

No one has to answer the charlatans and devil worshippers like satanpaws. We answer to the One True Lord only, not the servants of the Devil like you. Now, begone, Demon! Back to the hellfire and brimstone where your master Malebolgia awaits your arrival! You are the foulest of the hell beasts - a charlatan who leads other to Hell in worship of your master, Lucifer. Get thee behind me Satan! Amen.

Nope. No one has to answer the charlatans and devil worshippers like satanpaws. We answer to the One True Lord only, not the servants of the Devil like you. Now, begone, Demon! Back to the hellfire and brimstone where your master Malebolgia awaits your arrival!

Nope, nobody denies him, but we do deny you, the GC Charlatans and Blasphemer of Christ! Begone, foul beast! Crawl back to the depths of Hell from when you came!

Nope. No one has to answer the charlatans and devil worshippers like satanpaws. We answer to the One True Lord only, not the servants of the Devil like you. Now, begone, Demon! Back to the hellfire and brimstone where your master Malebolgia awaits your arrival!

We finally found the WNBA's only fan.

tolerant liberal is an oxymoron.

I'm calling YOU a liar. And thanks for confirming that because you do, indeed, think you are Jesus himself. That is blasphemy and sin of the highest order - on par with the Devil himself, your master.

Nope. No one has to answer the charlatans and devil worshippers like yourself. We answer to the One True Lord only, not the servants of the Devil like you. Now, begone, Demon! Back to the hellfire and brimstone where your master Malebolgia awaits your arrival!

Yep. Glad we could finally agree on something about you. To be fair, though, most everyone has been doing that already for quite some time now.

Nope. No one has to answer the charlatans and devil worshippers like yourself. We answer to the One True Lord only, not the servants of the Devil like you. Now, begone, Demon! Back to the hellfire and brimstone where your master Malebolgia awaits your arrival!

So, you think YOU are Jesus? Because that is who I'm calling a liar - you. Of course, all charlatans and devil-worshippers like yourself think you are Jesus reborn - the ultimate sin to trick others into following you down to Hell. May God have mercy on your soul, but there is no doubt your destination includes eternal Hellfire and pain. Amen.

You are a charlatan and false prophet whose only purpose is to lead others to Hell where you reside. The Lord is not your savior, but the Devil is. You've even admitted as such. Get thee away from me, Satanpaws!

I, and no one else, have to answer to Charlatans, false prophets and the fake pious like yourself who bastardize the Bible for your own selfish, perverted and demented ends. Begone, Satanpaws. Flee back to the eternal hellfire from whence you came!