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    Bible

    Charlatan
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    Bible

    2 Corinthians 11:13-15 For such charlatans like Weepaws are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.
  3. EternalShinyAndChrome

    Bible

    2 Corinthians 11:13-15 For such charlatans like Weepaws are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.
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    Bible

    You heathen! We only accept copied/pasted scripture in this thread!!!
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    Racist frat boys

    When you use the Liberal Pretzel Logic everything makes sense!!!
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    We can all agree kids (under 18) shouldn’t get married right?

    The Left: KIDS UNDER 18 SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED!!! Also the Left: KIDS UNDER 18 - EVEN UNDER 10 - CAN HAVE SURGERY AND CHEMICALS TO CHANGE THEIR GENDER BECAUSE THEY ARE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    I thought Brady was divorced already when he got cheated on. Or was already out of the house. I don't know.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    Jesus. Not a big Brady fan but I even respect him less if he hooked up with that.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    I have no idea. I don't think so. Kim was married to Kanye at the time, no? But if that was the case....ewww. Gross. Anyone ever see the Kardashians without 6 inches and 10lbs of makeup on? Totally different looking people. No thanks. The amount of STDs that family has probably has created a whole new category of Venereal disease.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    I'm not even sure how that wh0re even got the option to say anything. WTF? She must have blown Hart or Ross or both. If I'm Tom Brady I'd be disrespected by having ANY Kardashian on stage. The world needs LESS Kardashians, not more.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    Glazer and Tony Hinchcliffe were outstanding as well as Kevin hart. Other than those 3, the rest were meh or unwatchable.
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    Would you rather be left alone in the woods with a beer or a woman?

    I feel like you're going to be wishing for that can of Beer sooner rather than later.
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    Racist frat boys

    It's amazing how far Tim will bend reality to fit his ill-conceived and pre-conceived notions. This is what normal, logical people are up against. The liberal mindset is almost no better than Hamas with the amount of indoctrination, brainwashing and propaganda going on to make them think that things that are happening aren't really happening.
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    Would You Rather Be Stuck On A Deserted Island With

    Billionaire all day, every day. I can then just go get some clean hookers.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    By Eli Manning?
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    Would you rather be left alone in the woods with a beer or a woman?

    It doesn't matter. Either one would be way too much maintenance. A can of beer doesn't give you any grief, nag you all day long and constantly tell you you're doing it wrong.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    Accurate assessments. The only people who killed it last night were Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Kevin Hart. Everyone else was either stiff or meh. They also need to shorten these things to like an hour. 3 hours is way too long. Also, I think Afflek either was drunk or had a stroke. I noticed he had his left arm in his pocket during his entire routine and wouldn't move it at all. But he was waving his right arm around all over the place. Could be nothing, but he sounded like he had a stroke IMO.
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    Who is Jennifer Coolidge?? Tired of seeing her commercials.

    You had me at Alexandra Daddario
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    Bible

    2 Corinthians 11:13-15 For such men like Weepaws are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.
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    We can all agree kids (under 18) shouldn’t get married right?

    The problem with being a charlatan like weepaws as that it's hard to keep track of all of the lies you spew and keep the story consistent.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    Affleck sounds like he's drunk or he's had a stroke
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    Bible

    2 Corinthians 11:13-15 For such men like Weepaws are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    Brady looks all dolled up. He's got too much makeup on. Almost looks like a French wh0re from the 1700's.
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    We can all agree kids (under 18) shouldn’t get married right?

    All over your face, charlatan!! 2 Corinthians 11:13-15 For such men like Weepaws are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.
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    We can all agree kids (under 18) shouldn’t get married right?

    and BOOM goes the dynamite!!!
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