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Everything posted by Fnord
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Liberals - I missed the meeting, what are we whining about today?
Fnord replied to Mike Honcho's topic in The Geek Club
Well if you missed the meeting, that's your fault, isn't it? It was a good one, too. We shared 2022 vintage Pinot Grigio, psylocybin microdoses, and 5 mg edibles in the Love Circle before everyone made out with someone of the same declared gender for five minutes in a show of solidarity to our LGBTQIA+-= friends. I heard Schumer's halitosis is finally getting better; that bastard really needs to brush his teeth more often. When even Bill is put off, you know it's bad. He has a very high tolerance for really gross shlt. Sloshed Bernie, trippin Durbin and lit Liz are a riot! But don't get them started on guns, Native Americans or let them listen to Phish. Nobody wants to see what happens after that. Let's just say that indecent amounts of toilet paper, fetal stem cells, ipecac, and diesel were consumed. It was slammin! -
Yessir. The cats better be catching rodents and the dogs better be good at herding, intimidation, or pest murder. Animals aren't freeloading on a farm. Damn glad I was exposed to that at a young age so I don't get all squeamish when I see poop/piss/blood/entrails. I know what it's like to pull a breached calf in subzero weather, can appreciate eating animals/ parts of animals that most won't touch (rabbit, cow tongue-YUM! Pig brain, bull nuts- notsomuch) and understand that Bessy, errr- ear tag 841, ain't a pet and will be coming to a poor, but hopefully profitable (or at least tasty), end.
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Thank-fukking-god.
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Cancer scientist retained by ICE halting groundbreaking discoveries
Fnord replied to The Psychic Observer's topic in The Geek Club
I was just going off what I read in the article, not making suggestions. I was honestly surprised about that and only mentioned it to point out the stark difference between punishments in America as we knew it compared to the republic of Trumplandia that we find ourselves in. -
Not a team player, assumes he is better than everyone at everything despite little athletic ability and no desire to learn. Tends to be tarty to his next class due to spending too much time on his hair after recess, and spends an inordinate amount of time trying to peek into the ladies' room.
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Maybe the GOAT. Kwesi too lazy to look up how to spell his last name is the current GM of the Vikings.
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Nancy Mace being less than cordial, convivial, and gracious
Fnord replied to Engorgeous George's topic in The Geek Club
I dont disagree with you. I just saw micro aggression and my biology kicked in. Maybe you didn't notice that I typed in a lower register while puffing out my chest. But seriously, I HATE that term. -
Cancer scientist retained by ICE halting groundbreaking discoveries
Fnord replied to The Psychic Observer's topic in The Geek Club
This is a bad example of a giant problem. She shouldn't be bringing undeclared specimens into the country. That's fuct up and I don't have an issue with her being detained for that. Of course, the penalty is supposed to be a $50 fine and forfeiture of the contraband, but in true Trumpwellian fashion, instead she had her visa revoked. If I was a traveling, lecturing scientist that wasn't born here, I'd be looking at leaving soon. The education, skill and talent disparity in this country, already exacerbated by shitty parents and schools, is set to fall off a cliff with this band of anti-intellectual authoritarians in control. It's been a run. -
You're such a clown, Mr. BIG DEAL AROUND HERE. Go make more shlt up; we're all riveted by your delusions and fantasies. But, you should stop getting so pissy when you get called out on your bullshit. That's a very beta reaction and doesn't jive with what you want us to believe about you. Having grown up on and around farms, I know way more than you ever will about the subject. But I guess someone that occasionally drinks milk and listened to his sociopathic dad spin yarns from the old country qualifies as an expert in your MAGA addled mind.
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You pushin about 5'5" nowadays? Is that with lifts? This does not change the fact that you know di<k about farming, or most subjects you feel compelled to comment on, really. Seems like you have some instability in the family tree. Should've pruned it better.
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Nancy Mace being less than cordial, convivial, and gracious
Fnord replied to Engorgeous George's topic in The Geek Club
If progressives have foisted a more ridiculous term on the general public than "micro aggression" I don't want to hear it. I'm not directing this at you, but any time someone (always an employee) uses that term in my presence it is all I can do to not scream "grow the fuk up!" in their face. Since such an outburst could potentially get me fired, and I like making money, I just have to grind my teeth and make note of the person using the term. They will not be employed in my department for much longer. Those using that term will eventually self terminate because they are not adult enough to function in real life. -
Pete Hegseth texted war plans to a reporter by accident
Fnord replied to Ron_Artest's topic in The Geek Club
And yet this blowhard voted to confirm Hegseth. The GOP has actually turned into the Gang Of Puzzies that I've been calling them. Beta cucks genuflecting to an egomaniacal moron with the disposition of a spoiled toddler. -
In my experience, you let them keep breeding with the feral cats because otherwise they get inbred. We put out a couple big bowls of food twice a day in the barn. If the cats weren't there to eat it, or the bigger cats took more than their share, they would find more rodents to eat, starve, or become food for something else like a raptor. You don't understand the farm very well. Seems as though your dad was just in favor of pure bloodlines, incest and all. That probably explains a few things about you.
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Nancy Mace being less than cordial, convivial, and gracious
Fnord replied to Engorgeous George's topic in The Geek Club
And our Senators, judges, and President. Guy might have been looking for a fight, and might have been a richard, but this is kinda what elected officials sign up for. Neither comes off looking like a reasonable adult but if that guy made her feel threatened, that's a Nancy Mace problem, not a random gay dude in the store problem. -
Manic, depressed, hysterical, paranoid, schizophrenic. Unofficial diagnosis of course, but probably still in the ballpark.
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A clinical psychologist? Here? Fawk yeah! She can evaluate some of these fucksticks for clinical levels of mania, schizophrenia, depression, hysteria, paranoia, and my personal favorite, psychopathic deviance. Show us who the true nutballs are.
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I stand corrected. Seems as though there was only one lowlife scumbag doing it. Pardon me for mistaking him for multiple posters, his prolific toxicity is astounding for only one person to spew. @Horsemanure might be worse than peefoam/jpsycho.
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Well that's the last time I'm giving you a backhanded compliment. Good day Sir!
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia & Trump El Salvador deportations thread.
Fnord replied to squistion's topic in The Geek Club
Who will they have to come for before you're willing to do something? -
People? That's a generous descriptor for the 2-3 lowlife scumbags doing it. Posters so foul they make you look like a very stable genius.
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Can size on that one?
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Trump defies the courts, Sends migrants to El Sal Prison
Fnord replied to Ron_Artest's topic in The Geek Club
Oh, you mean tried and sentenced criminals? Gotcha. You should probably start smoking weed. Maybe it would help your wretched disposition. -
Trump defies the courts, Sends migrants to El Sal Prison
Fnord replied to Ron_Artest's topic in The Geek Club
So, no link? -
I agree with Mark Twain on golf, but that area is spectacular. If you guys go through with this I'll come and buy lots of food and drinks if I ever get back to that area.
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia & Trump El Salvador deportations thread.
Fnord replied to squistion's topic in The Geek Club
Says the guy that happily votes for the man who has never accepted responsibility for anything.