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    Eagles Fan Feeling the Karma

    I noticed that, but I'm guessing that was just someone being lazy with a template? That dude didn't seem like a they/them type.
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    Eagles Fan Feeling the Karma

    This behavior happens everywhere. I'll never go to another NFL game wearing away colors. It's just inviting over the top abuse. That said, Philly fans are really a special kind of trash.
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    NFL Wild Card Weekend Games

    This made me laugh. If we had a league constitution it would be scribbled indecipherably on a bar napkin soaked in cheap beer and Jack Daniels. We regularly vote on rule changes, but enforcement is subject only to what we can remember voting in. The draft is a weekend long sousing with other intoxicants regularly mixed in, so as you can imagine, no one ever remembers vote results from the year(s) before. We have discussed discontinuing the league in favor of a yearly party. FF is just the excuse to get together nowadays. We have not scrapped the league because it has been around longer than the wives, who have only given their conditional blessings for members' continued attendance due to the historical nature of draft weekend.
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    NFL Wild Card Weekend Games

    Any team playing the Vikings in the postseason has, by definition, a decent chance of winning. But I like the Vikes tonight. Do you have a preference as far as which team you'd rather see against da Iggles?
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    NFL Wild Card Weekend Games

    Your league sounds like it has superior administration to mine. Which is not surprising when the roles of co-commissioners go to the top 2 finishers the year before because nobody wants anything to do with being the commish. Damn near the whole league has commissioner access by now, LOL.
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    NFL Wild Card Weekend Games

    I am intrigued by this idea of burning and sacrificing to change my luck. I think I will start by burning some ganja and sacrificing a bit more of my admittedly diminished cognitive abilities.
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    NFL Wild Card Weekend Games

    I don't focking know. I won titles in 16, 18, and 21. Guys in the league joke that this is the universe resetting to normal.
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    NFL Wild Card Weekend Games

    It gets worse. 12 team league and 6(!!!!) teams make the playoffs. I was highest scoring team from week 3 on. Lost 5 of my last 7, with 4 straight to end the year. It has only happened to one other person in our league, which is 28 years old. This is the third time it's happened to me. It's now called pulling a {fnord} except, yaknow, my real name. Without mathing it out, I have to think that those multiple finishes are a statistical anomaly of the highest order.
  9. LOL. Read any of your own posts lately?
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    NFL Wild Card Weekend Games

    Jesus. Did you have a team like mine, which led the league in scoring but still somehow managed to go .500 and miss them?
  11. We have a term for "men" like you in the north. It's not flattering.
  12. Where does Tim try to staunch free speech here? He is doing exactly what free speech allows, and needs; he is bringing attention to the malicious nastiness spewing from some of the righties here. Rooting for the focking fire to kill and destroy as much as possible -- this is what you are defending. I know class and integrity aren't exactly prerequisites for posting here, but if the overused and mostly ridiculous term toxic masculinity has a poster boy, @Horseman is the guy. Toxic Horsemanurity is a true POS. I even tagged you, ya useless, miserable waste of humanity.
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    Go BRONCOS!!!!!

    There are several reasons for disdain, all directly due to his own behavior. He simply strikes me as a man lacking class and principles. One for whom winning, self-promotion and self-aggrandizement are distinctly more important than integrity.
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    Go BRONCOS!!!!!

    No. I am of the firm opinion that he is a classless POS. I have nothing against the Broncos, I just detest the coach.
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    Go BRONCOS!!!!!

    I will never get tired of watching Sean Payton lose games.
  16. They don't have a million overseas bases to maintain like we do. I would imagine that's a big chunk of the difference.
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    Maga Media Takeover, Oligarchy now

    Thank you. I'm all about self deprecating humor and use it myself but I had to white knuckle that shlt. Like a dog ignoring a bone or an addict refusing a fix. Maybe I am the problem after all and my proclivities need reevaluation. There, now I did it to you. Good luck kemo sabe.
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    NFL Wild Card Weekend Games

    That was one of, if not the, very best football games I've ever watched. Felt like every play was epic.
  19. Sheee-it boy, you've never seen me ornery. To quote the great Bruce Banner, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. And you already don't like me.
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    Unconditional Discharge

    DIY at it's finest, just like my own unconditional discharges.
  21. Right? If only the great and mighty Donald were there to whip out his no-doubt gigantic member, he could piss the fires away. But Cali votes blue, so they can fock off.
  22. Profiteering during and after disaster is as American as it gets. Glad the good company I used to work for in SoCal never changed their prices during events like these. Profits still flowed. The bad company I worked for sure did. Owners were P's of S.
  23. Because the decade-long drought demolished water levels in lakes and reservoirs in NorCal like Shasta, Oroville, Trinity, etc. Recent precipitation flowed into them. Note I am not stating this as fact, just as educated opinion.
  24. LOL. You don't know fuk-all about me, liar. You "know" what you want to label me as. You have assumptions and nothing more. I dare you to make what you would consider a truthful statement about me; I'll eviscerate it. The vast majority of assumptions and statements you make about me and other liberals are incorrect. But YDGAF, you just get off on your sky-screaming diatribes and trying to make yourself feel better about being an idiot, and a loser.
  25. California is the third largest state. Everything there is expensive, including labor. What are you guys proposing, hiring 100,000 people to clear the forest of debris? Wanna bet how many of them would get shot once they ventured north of wine country? Bunch of experts in forestry and fire prevention in the GC all of a sudden. I'm not saying mistakes weren't made and people shouldn't be held responsible, but the armchair analysis from the GC, half of whom have never set foot in the state and are only interested in scoring political points, is funny.
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