Engorgeous George

When I was very young coal trucks would come to the homes around me. They would deliver coal through a chute in your home to a bin near your furnace. You then shoveled it into the furnace as needed. A few years later lots of folks upgraded to fuel oil. Tthe trucks would deliver to your home. They would pump the fuel oil into tanks in your home near the furnace, generally around where the coal bins use to be. Our home had two 1000 gallon tanks. That became very uncommon as new construction starting in the 60's and 70's had electric or gas furnaces and older neighborhoods were retrofitted for gaslines to gas furnaces. I have not seen an oil furnace in maybe 45 or 50 years. Still they are out there and are still around in the northeast in rural communities where gaslines would not be cost effective. Newer construction in such rural communities now also uses propane instead of fuel oil, propane delivered to a tank on your property by a truck.

Did he claim it was awarded by the military or by his first grade teacher on his arithmatic test? Maybe this is just another nutty misunderstanding, like Tim Walz having grammar challenges.

I am surpirsed to find that there are still over 4 million U.S. homes using heating oil.

I thought I was having a difficult time getting into europe, then I met a man with no fingers.

Not yet, but my Ex is still alive.

North Dakotans also know the difference between a bison and a buffalo.

They will allow him to be interviewed by Dana Bash, but only if he can bring along his defensive coordinator.

The craze will not have reached full penetration until they market pumpkin spice douche.

Beach and a basement?

First I remember hearing about poop smearing.

I do not support using military dead as a backdrop to a campaign ad. Also, nice as wreaths are, I would rather see money donated to the Gold Star widows. Maybe next time he could quietly make a donation to Tunnels to Towers. My guess, though, is that he would only do so if they renamed it Tunnels to Trump Towers.

Again, pha cough.

LOL at the person who thought the Atlantic wall was meant to impede the Nazis from continuing to be dismissive of me. This is not the first time I have noticed your ignorant intolerance of anybody not in complete lockstep with your jaudiced view of the world. Pha Cough!

A Nazi invasion? The Atlantic wall was intended to stop an Allied invasion. As for illegals, they understand how to climb and dig. The wall is no more efficacious than a fence or a painted borderline unless it is manned and defended. Screw the wall. Put up a fence line which goes up much faster and defend it with manpower and with drone surveillance to direct that manpower.

Their intended purpose with maybe the exception of the walls at the U.S. capitol which were never intended to exclude We the People.

Great wall of China Hadrian's wall Hitler's atlantic wall The walls at the U.S. capitol on January 6th They all failed. They did work one out of three times for the Three Little Pigs, though, so there is that.

I don't ever want that to be so, not after Stormy Daniel's depiction of his shiitake nubbin. Keep that thing covered!

Until we evolve and ovaries get connected to the throat she will not get pregnant.

Ask Bane.

Cowboys should revisit the Herschell Walker trade with the Vikes. This time they can off load Dak Prescott and see if the Q.B. desperate Vikings will give them a decades worth of picks a second time.

He should contact the face painters in the Bengals fan base. They may well have extra orange he could use.

This is a sleep disorder, not an eating disorder. Get one of those invisible fences they have for dogs. Place it at your bedroom door. Wear the collar to bed.

I want to party with that cowboy!

Why take the whole head when all you really need is the blow hole?

No worries. You always have Mathew 18:20.