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All this kamala talk got me thinking of camels. I remembered that the dromedary is the arabian one hump camel but could not think of the name of the asian two hump camel the bactarian. I'll leave the jokes to others.

He learned it from you Dad. https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=i+learned+it+from+you+dad&mid=8FB5B402C4B9D699C7FE8FB5B402C4B9D699C7FE&FORM=VIRE

Lightning fast and easy on the eyes.

Lighters, bags, you say potato I say schocheto.

They had a bit of help from the irish, blacks, and chinese. Oh, and the germans, poles and swedes.

Isn't that Willie Brown's pet name for Kamala?

Maybe the Tampons are needed oncve a year, each year, after the Vikings get eliminated from contention yet again.

Are you perhaps forgetting that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was originally a race car? Your Chitty Chitty Bang Bang bed counts. Now I know it was not a replica of the car but just the name given to it after the asian chick in your bed was trying to explain to you she wanted it in the dirt road and the name stuck, but still, I say it counts.

I was raised in Wisconsin. I went to the State Fair a few times. A midway, some carnival games, food one should never eat but does because its awesome, and a bunch of animal and agricultural product displays and judging which we had little interest in. I moved to Minnesota. Minnesotans are very proud of their fair. Pretty much the exact same thing as Wisconsins but in September if I remember. I have been to the South Dakota, New York, and Colorado State Fairs. Pretty much the same thing except they seemed to have outside vendors in booths hawking pots and pans and ginsu knives in addition to ther stuff I was use to, though in fairness maybe so too does the Wisconsin State Fair nowadays, I wouldn't know as i have not been in 45 years or so. I've heard Iowa has a nice State Fair though I have never been. I worry if i ever go i would be accosted by some political candidate looking to eat corn on the cob and a sliced pork sandwich while talking to me on camera so they can seem like normal folk before a national primary. We get it, you have teeth and can buy a plaid shirt, but we don't think you are one of us. Every college football season we see the Big Tex or some such statute which I understand is from their Fair Ground. I think they show it before the Red River Rivalry. Some inane announcer goes on about the statue and the fair. They seem proud of it. I'm guessing it is like the ones I know, but maybe with a rodeo added in. Btw, the Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue ox Statues from my neck of the woods would totally kick the crap of of Big Tex. They would then kill the Brontosauras slide statue in what was it Kansas or Iowa on the way to New York to impregnate the Statue of Liberty. That b!tch is asking for it the way she is provocatively dressed.

Ewww.

Biden might have had some more colorful details, maybe about cannibals. Trumps only story telling with a cannibal association is about Hannibal the Cannibal but he tells it so disjointedly it is tough to digest, like the gristle from an old woman.

Things have changed since I lived there. I left in 1989 when the state was still around 96% white.

Sometimes one finds themselves down to any port in a storm.

He said he carried a weapon in war, not specifically in combat, though that was the implication.

Imagine running from the press who are actively running cover for you.

Trump does have an obsession over size mattering.

School Teachers Clearly love China Voltaire has not been around since the announcement as he has been too busy.

Right of passage in the upper midwest back in those days.

By that metric i guess I am a nancyboy.

My memory was taht it went from .15 to .12 to .10 to .08 all in a few short years. Having lived in Wisconsin, new york, and minnesota during those years may have me a bit confused on each states limits and incremental movements in the limits. I do know that when i started driving in the 70's the legal limit was up to .15.

Yeah, I don't see Donald wanting to road trip with me across the country to catch the Dead show at the Sphere or wanting to go white water rafting on shrooms or wanting to catch a Packers game while swilling beer and munching down wings. Well the wing thing maybe, but not the rest. Also, frankly, given his constant anal gas leakage revealed during his trial, I probably don't want to be in the same room with him.

His constant exaggerations and agrandizement of anything having to do with himself is most off-putting.

I think New Yorkers would be less put off by their rat problem if the rats evolved to have a head of Trump hair. Sure it is silly on an aging narcissist but I think it could be endearing on rats.

No "t" in Walz. From Ghent to Bemidgi, from Eli to Winona the independant Republicans hold sway. In the Twin cities the DFL holds sway. They should rename the DFL the Welfare Recipient and Bleeding Heart's party.

18 years of age. Anything younger is off limits to me. What's yours?