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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    By an entire one tenth of one percent and that is before the revised number which always seems to go up. Still, it is better than moving obviously in the other direction but I take momentary indications as just that, momentary. Trends take longer to establish. Still, pleased the markets have rebounded from two weeks ago and pleased inflation might be absting, if only a bit.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    Were I he I would start by shooting off my bone spurs.
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    Colin Kaepernick is a diick

    Looks like he needed to support his balls.
  4. Engorgeous George

    WWYD? Ginger or Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island

    Ginger was nothing more than a high maintenance -tease. Mary Ann would have given it her all and then made you a sandwich and a coconut cream pie after. Definitely Mary Ann.
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    Kamala Harris promises to go tough on border security

    When she investigated the root causes of the problem did she discover it was democrats and their policies?
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    Kamala Harris promises to go tough on border security

    And yet she specializes in doing jobs. Ironic.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    So they only supported one of the two conjoined twins.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    He was told by Stormy and Melania both that size matters and so his obsession.
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    Someone is totally sick of Chicago. Wants no part of it.

    I suspect she saw Sam Brinton going for her bag, confronted him, and he did her in and then staged it like a suicide.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    All this kamala talk got me thinking of camels. I remembered that the dromedary is the arabian one hump camel but could not think of the name of the asian two hump camel the bactarian. I'll leave the jokes to others.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    He learned it from you Dad. https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=i+learned+it+from+you+dad&mid=8FB5B402C4B9D699C7FE8FB5B402C4B9D699C7FE&FORM=VIRE
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    Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone

    Lightning fast and easy on the eyes.
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    No Tax on Tips

    Lighters, bags, you say potato I say schocheto.
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    Tim Walz dubbed ‘an enemy’ of Italian Americans over Columbus statue

    They had a bit of help from the irish, blacks, and chinese. Oh, and the germans, poles and swedes.
  15. Isn't that Willie Brown's pet name for Kamala?
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    Tampon Tim Walz signed bills putting tampons in boy’s bathrooms

    Maybe the Tampons are needed oncve a year, each year, after the Vikings get eliminated from contention yet again.
  17. Are you perhaps forgetting that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was originally a race car? Your Chitty Chitty Bang Bang bed counts. Now I know it was not a replica of the car but just the name given to it after the asian chick in your bed was trying to explain to you she wanted it in the dirt road and the name stuck, but still, I say it counts.
  18. I was raised in Wisconsin. I went to the State Fair a few times. A midway, some carnival games, food one should never eat but does because its awesome, and a bunch of animal and agricultural product displays and judging which we had little interest in. I moved to Minnesota. Minnesotans are very proud of their fair. Pretty much the exact same thing as Wisconsins but in September if I remember. I have been to the South Dakota, New York, and Colorado State Fairs. Pretty much the same thing except they seemed to have outside vendors in booths hawking pots and pans and ginsu knives in addition to ther stuff I was use to, though in fairness maybe so too does the Wisconsin State Fair nowadays, I wouldn't know as i have not been in 45 years or so. I've heard Iowa has a nice State Fair though I have never been. I worry if i ever go i would be accosted by some political candidate looking to eat corn on the cob and a sliced pork sandwich while talking to me on camera so they can seem like normal folk before a national primary. We get it, you have teeth and can buy a plaid shirt, but we don't think you are one of us. Every college football season we see the Big Tex or some such statute which I understand is from their Fair Ground. I think they show it before the Red River Rivalry. Some inane announcer goes on about the statue and the fair. They seem proud of it. I'm guessing it is like the ones I know, but maybe with a rodeo added in. Btw, the Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue ox Statues from my neck of the woods would totally kick the crap of of Big Tex. They would then kill the Brontosauras slide statue in what was it Kansas or Iowa on the way to New York to impregnate the Statue of Liberty. That b!tch is asking for it the way she is provocatively dressed.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    Biden might have had some more colorful details, maybe about cannibals. Trumps only story telling with a cannibal association is about Hannibal the Cannibal but he tells it so disjointedly it is tough to digest, like the gristle from an old woman.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    Things have changed since I lived there. I left in 1989 when the state was still around 96% white.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    Sometimes one finds themselves down to any port in a storm.
  22. He said he carried a weapon in war, not specifically in combat, though that was the implication.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    Imagine running from the press who are actively running cover for you.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    Trump does have an obsession over size mattering.
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