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  1. Engorgeous George

    So a person tried to assassinate Trump

    For being ear shot and defiant, nope. Trump is, however in good company by being ear shot. He now stands with Mike Ehrmantraut and Turkey Creek Jack Johnson.
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    So a person tried to assassinate Trump

    I saw a post in this thread that the distance was only 152 yards. Still awaiting some confirmation. If that distance is correct the shooter was not particularly competent. I am going to do0ubt any military training.
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    So a person tried to assassinate Trump

    Does RFK have Secret Service protection yet
  4. Engorgeous George

    So a person tried to assassinate Trump

    We have some information. He wanted to shoot at Trump and he is not as good a shot as he believed himself to be. Also, MAGA hats may be bullet proof.
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    Harrison Butker, geek club hero

    I left the catholic church when I reached the age of reason, long before you were born. When do you anticipate you will reach the age of reason?
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    Harrison Butker, geek club hero

    Jesus may have known carpentry and fishing, but he did not know sh1t about sheep. Never leave the flock unattened. Never.
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    Trump talk only- no Eagles talk allowed (Steelers talk is OK though)

    He survives, for now, on life support. He will fall again, and soon, by him misspeaking, by a challenging set of staris, by national or international events which occur regularly. Several hurricanes are coming. Dozens of Illegals will rape and kill in the next month. Ports and or trade routes will be closed and oil will go up. Houties and their blowfish will drone attack and this time sink one of our military ships. Project Veritas will pay some comely young lass to entice Hunter with promises of sex and will give him an ounce of pure columbian and we will have more photos of him in tighty whities with a crack pipe hanging from his mouth. Fairly or unfairly folks will blame Biden and his negatives will rise.
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    RIP Dr Ruth

    As are you.
  9. Engorgeous George

    Why does biden want to win so bad?

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    Harrison Butker, geek club hero

    With such a gift of faith as yours it is a shame you don't share that substantial gift with a much wider audience. It is a disservice to your Lord and Savior jesus Christ that you waste your gift in this small bywater. Is it Mathew 7:6 that instructs one on casting pearls before swine?
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    Why does biden want to win so bad?

    Oh, the Honorable Doctor Professor Jill Biden, First Lady Emeritus must be acknowledged on a stamp and a coin as being far superior to Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, and she must be invited to the Met Gala in perpetuity for the rest of her natural life. Also, all Biden children and grandchildren are hereby pardoned for any crimes they have committed or may commit in the future. Make these few simple concessions and Biden will step down, though he may want a copy of the Resolute desk and the nuclear football installed at his beach home so he has stuff to play with.
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    Why does biden want to win so bad?

    Dems need to just agree that Biden will be a Senior Advisor to the Cabinet in all future Democrat Administrations on Expediting Foriegn Investments, a new Cabinet position with no oversight by any pesky Congressional or Senate Committees or by the FBI or DOJ, and that Hunter can be his undersecretary with full diplomatic immunity in his courrier case as he enters and leaves Columbia, Peru, China, Afghanistan, the Ukraine, and well anyplace really. Also Jill needs to be given an honorary degree in law and honarary titles of Professor and Judge so she can be called Your Honor and Professor. Finally the unacknowledged grandkid will need to be expatriated to a country or region with no press. If that gets done Biden will step aside, "for the good of the Party". Oh, he will also want Bobby Deniro to record a special greeting he can use on his phone and everybody has to agree his corvette is really, really boss.
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    Retired catholic priest

    You're supposed ton put money IN the basket?
  14. Engorgeous George

    Hawk Tuah

    Holy hell!
  15. I am a big fan of Sako rifles. I like the TRG in .338 Lapua. Reach out and touch someone.
  16. Not you! Voltaire, please! :Joe Pesci voice: President Biden, and only President Biden!
  17. Engorgeous George

    I eat chocolates when I’m sad

    I pray Gloria is your wife or girlfriend and not the family dog.
  18. Engorgeous George

    If you grew up in the 70's you remember....

    You remember Farrah Fawcets nipple.
  19. When Hunter gets a payoff of 1.75 million dollars how much goes to the Big Guy?
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    Project 2025

    https://media1.tenor.com/m/uUh3iov3gDMAAAAC/it-is.gif
  21. Engorgeous George

    Roger Clemens - Still in denial. What a loser.

    Steve Bartman?
  22. Engorgeous George

    Signs of Hope : MSNBC Sued For Lying

    I can only dream of having such a cool nickname.
  23. Engorgeous George

    Death Pool Update: Shelley Duvall at 75...

    And the Dow breaks 40,000. Should have offed her years ago.
  24. Engorgeous George

    Biden Press Conference set for sometime tonight

    Thank you.
  25. Engorgeous George

    [** Official President Joe Biden Thread **]

    Like six degrees of Kevin Bacon?
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