Engorgeous George

Or equip all new model cars and trucks with cow catchers, like the old timey locomotives.

That's alarming.

Maybe you can use a drawing program to send him a sketch rendition of yourself. If you make the effort I too would like a copy.

In that each is a bipedal carbon-based lifeform? I too am comparable to Hitler in that way, and more. As to comparisons for John Tapper, well I will let the imaginations of others address that without ore from me, for now.

Surgeon General's Warning: In the hands of idiots and evildoers this implement is deadly to the public at large.

I don't believe any rational person could make that leap from what I wrote, but you do you.

K-9 Horus. Three person department so not a lot of oversight by others. Not like they missed roll call and the twenty other officers attending had a chance to wonder.

Well I guess you told me!

Cop exits patrol unit. Cop does not let his K-9 partner out. Cop completes end of shift and still leaves partner in car. Hours pass. K-9 partner dies as brain swells from heat and lack of hydration, a painful death. Dead K-9 partner is discovered hours later. Anytime said cop testifies as to the facts he remembers local defense bar will cahllenge his memory with "Arn't you the Officer whon could not remember his K-9 partner in the car and left him to die?'

A "Stormy Daniels".

This occured in Denver so it is doubtful there were what you describe as Normals around to be killed.

No excuse. Officers need to keep track of their equipment and their partners. It's not like he left his handcuff key in the car, he left a 100 pound animal, his partner, his companion.

I think that by the end Biden will sound like Robert DeNiro doing his Max Cady speaking in tongues thing as he drowns, and Trump will channel Admiral Stockdale just shouting "Lock box" every three seconds. Tim will be in Europe expalining to any stranger he can buttonhole how Biden won. The stranger, not understanding English/California-American will wonder why the obese Amerrican has his finger in his buttonhole. Some Wag heere will edit my post so it says , not buttonhole.

Death by Boola Boola.

Minding my own business last night when I get a text on my phone from a Democrat hoping to represent Colorado's 4th Congressional District. It announces that Lauren Boebert is attempting to switch congressional districts, likely because she barely won her district this last election and it looks like she wil not win it again. The text had wonderful scare summations of Ms. Boeberrts actions and policies she supports and then asks for money to opose this harbinger of the apocalypse. Just minutes later I got a text from the Boebert campaign asking for financial support. Me, I just wanted to enjoy the post Christmas quiet, finish my scotch and head to bed. Neither side will get my financial support or my vote. A pox on both their houses. The text did note I could support a vet who had won or perhaps been awarded the Purple Heart since I don't know that you "win" a Purple Heart. As for Ms. Boebert my impressions of her are Christmas cards featuring guns and her giving a hand job at the Beull theatre. (Theater seats are nasty enough without that going on. Those seats always smell like dowager piss and seem infused with sluffed off skin from old people who use far too much cologne.)

So something like Cannibals had my uncle Bosey for dinner. They were gracious hosts. They served him traditional dishes from their culture. I ate a lot of Corn Pops for breakfast, also Super Sugar Crisp. I heard about jews and puerto Ricans before I turned 20.

Allow them to compete without a partner in the three-legged race, but otherwise do not allow their participation with girls.

Who hasn't? The behavior is so common the crows eating carrion along the interstates are getting fat and are suffering from microplastic consumption from all the microplastics in the penises and often accompanying testicles.

Perhaps he could regale us with heartwarming anecdotes from his amazingly diverse past.

Treatment, not a cure. I drink several a day on a hot summer day yet I still suffer from the dementia. Not to the extent of Biden, but I am effected. Still the best minds in the democratic party have been working on this the past week. I look forward to them publishing their results and making the "Biden cocktail", whatever that is, available to us under medicare.

The price of beef in stores shocks me, I can't bring myself to pay it so I get chicken or pork. The price of my homeowners insurance and car insurance has sky-rocketed. In my region gas has fluctuated around $3 per gallon which I find acceptable. The cost of cocaine has remained steady since the 80's. That stuff is inflation proof.

Looks like he crosses at 55.5 seconds. He needs to be competing with the girls as that would not win your average boys dual meet. hell 52 seconds would not win your average boys high school dual meet.

I know that many cops would be severely disciplined or dismissed if they left their firearm unattended. Leaving a dog unattended for a long time ought to be considered worse, especially if the dog dies which is neglect and animal cruelty. Also, the cost of a polcie K-9 is considerable. If he is not dismissed it should come from his salary. Among other punishments this officer should be forced to sit for 8 hours of continuous play of those dogs need our help commercials.

I feel sullied. I am ashamed for my neighbors.

If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended— That you have but slumbered here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend. If you pardon, we will mend. And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearnèd luck Now to ’scape the serpent’s tongue, We will make amends ere long. Else the Puck a liar call. So good night unto you all. Give me your hands if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends.