Engorgeous George

I am waiting for the premium sale where they pair the Trump bible with a Trumpy beat and a Trump tie or streak of my chosing all for the low, low price of $49.95 or for the math cha lenged two easy payments of $29.95. Nobody has ever heard of a deal so good. Not even anyone in ChInah!

Well I've never been to heaven but I've been to Oklahoma They tell me I was born there but I really don't remember In Oklahoma, not Arizona Oh it feels so good

You've got the pure, unadulterated stuff do you?

As do I.

I say let the Freddie Kings of this world vote.

So basically blues musicians would be prohibited from voting?

You just paid in full. Nothing else is required or wanted.

And there we have it, again.

I own/sponsor a grizzly and a snow leopard.

Tim agreed, in writing, in a PM to send me a check. When I sent him the particulars he unilaterally renigged. He set me an ultimatum that I have to provide paypal or venmo info. Him having already renigged on one form of payment to which he agreed in writing I chose to not submit to his ultimatum as I figured if he renigged on one form of payment he wouId renig again. I'm not big on ultimatums by those owing. Frankly if he can't pay up graciously I don't want his money and he clearly can't be gracious. Every post of his to me contains insults. I agreed to not insult him until a week from this past Monday so he can send the check he promised. He has taken that amnesty from me to post whatever he wants knowing that i will keep my word and not respond in kind.

I am trying to imagine why the American Egg Board would establish rules for a White House event. Seems to me the White House could just buy some eggs and do whatever they damn well please with them. i mean the supposedly most poweerful man in the world having to cowtow to the American Egg Board. Is the American Egg board the entity thatg came up with the slogan the incredible edible egg?

Not among my drugs of choice.

Have you heard Elmo hold forth on the subject? He has a fascinating Ted talk. I recommend skipping ahead rigth to the section on threeways on the freeway.

The world grows ever more complex. Perhaps drugs will help.

Fent? During Lent?

Between Yoda and Mr. Miyagi we don't really need any other advice. O.K. maybe one more person to cover the birds and the bees, Elmo maybe.

So even crosses in the negative space are problematic? I presume then that lower case "T"'s are right out.

I figure the pickup would carry a gas powered generato,r so quite a bit of charging. Certainly enough to get the vehicle to a proper charging station.

So could I submit an egg with the Finland flag on it?

I figure as long as no stippers are at the event using the eggs for ping pong balls we are ahead of the game.

A stark choice indeed.

I think there may be a business opportunity here. Mobile charging for vehicles which run out. Have a geneerator in the bed of a pick up, respond to calls, charge by miles driven to the location and time spent charging. If the cost is less than the exorbitant amount for a tow people will use the service if they can find it on their phones..

What if the penises form a cross? We may need a ruling.