Engorgeous George

The rule is to not marry until you have had sex on at least 5 continents and until you have at least once woken up on a beach next to a naked chick and you find out you cannot speak each other's language but she still takes care of your morning wood.

Ice is out on the reservoir near me. How about for you, is ice out? I went for my first paddle this weekend. With the melt off weeks away water is low It will be interesting to see if the spring spawns come by water temperature or sun angle as the water is well ahead of schedule.

For greater impact replace "Insect" with "Nematode".

I had been unaware of her prior to this thread. I looked her up. Her face seems to vary from picture to picture. Sometimes she seems very attractive, sometimes less so. Overall certainly an attractive young lady. Hell, she's not my type but she transcends types.

My favorite treat to democracy was the Jessica Simpson U.S. Flag bikini pic from two decades ago.

Donna d'Errico

I wonder how the chick in the video feels about Steak and BJ day.

Given her goals it seems she would be willing to relocate. It's not like a job is holding her, but maybe family is.

Kate Beckinsale Halle Berry

Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution have prepared women to be nesters, to be nurturers, to be homemakers. Some women are going to harken to that biological imperative, others are not, or are going to explore alternatives and then choose their place in the world. Me, I did not need someone to fill the tradwife roll. I am very happy cooking and cleaning for myself. I did, however, very much want Mary Poppins to raise my children while having Jenna Jamison in the bedroom. I found that.

I would not mind the pay and the life of an NBA 12th man. You get paid for working out and you have great seats for the game. Oh, and collecting the "spillage" from the stars would be all right. You definately want to ride that train as long as you can bercause in the real world one does not make 7 figures for working out and watching sports. If it did every guido in Jersey would be a millionaire several times over.

Love the Raef Lafrenz reference. I remember his game. Decent journeyman. Being decent in the NBA means a guy is an extraordinary talent or physical specimen, or combination of both.

I kept one around to stretch my hands out and to get jumping in warm ups but never snuck it into a game. No Brady moves for me. Also, any guy who played any ball would have instantly known as soon as it hit their hand, if not before.

I love the woman's ball. I can barely palm a men's ball but can readily palm a woman's ball. Back in the day that allowed me dunk the woman's ball where I could never convincingly dunk a men's ball.

My wife fits this bill very nicely.

Nice rack.

Even at the height of my play which is years in the rear view mirror I would not take her on in a shooting contest. I would have played her one on one as she could do nothing with my size and strength and speed. I just notice the few times I have watched her, as why would I really care to watch a chic play ball, she has pretty decent skills.

Biden needs a five point restraint just to remain on the sh1tter. His next hard push is likely to be his last. he is likely to stroke out from the effort and fall ahd hit his head if he forgets to strap in.

Could you take her in a game of whores?

Still, she has impressive skills, at least as far as shooting accuracy. I would not want to take her on in a game of whores.

Seven a quarter, fewer than I would have guessed. maybe 1 out of every four shots by his team, again, less than i might have guessed.

Apparently the rule that you do not hit girls did not become engrained in this young man's psyche.

Longer seasons/more games per season. Freshman not allowed to play varsity back in the say no matter how good. No three point line. Smaller ball. The chick is very good for what she is. Not unlike folks thinking Lebron is some scoring god for breaking 40,000. Had Jabbar been allowed to enter the League out of high school he would have put up conservatively another 10,000 points. Lebron would be chasing for another three years. If the league enforced traveling and turning the ball over on the dribble or palming ther ball as it use to be called as a subset of double dribbling Lebron would have 5,000 less points. If there was no 3 point line he would have fewer still, and if the league actaully played defense he would have fewer still. Not saying he is not a great player but he has benefitted by the era.

One commonality I have noticed in these various beat down videos is that the black aggressors sure seem to like to kick and stomp the heads of the folks they get to the ground. I have always felt that kicking the head or stomping on the head ought to be charged as attempted murder.

Karri G******. Showed us guys what was what with a bag of marshmallows out in the woods.