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    Latest right wing conspiracy theory: Taylor Swift is a government asset

    Any truth to the rumor I am starting right now that Taylor will do a HALO jump from her jet into the stafium through a newly constructed hole in the roof right before kickoff and that she will be given a jet pack to fly directly to her suite so she does not have to move through the unwashed masses, in this case unwashed glitterrati since the masses are not really welcome.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    Incorrect. Biden's matter arose after Trump had been charged and so his response was a calculated one in light of that national story. Biden had documents he had mishandled for fourty years. He had documents in at least three unsecured locations for fourty years. He had those documents moved around by staff and he shared them with at least his biographer. When he was found out he made excuses such as they were secure because after all they were stored next to his corvette (the most disgusting color corvette available). He then had his lawyers cull through the boxes and return the documents.We lawyers, being what we are, represent our client's versions of truth and maybe should not be trusted unless under oath, in court. Three days later a search was done by the President's own Justice Department. He then cooperated. The Special Council examined the facts. The Special Council found all of the elements of the crime well established, all of them. the Special Counci lthen did something highly unusual. He made a call that the criminal lacked the capacity to be put on trial and was so diminished a jury would have sympathy and do jury nullification.
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    2024 North America Total Solar Eclipse

    I'm retired. Maybe I will drive the 1000 miles and do some shrooms. It is not as if there are huge demands on my time and road trips can be fun.
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    Kill Mary Fawki

    I'm going old school Mormon on this one.
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    2024 North America Total Solar Eclipse

    They are interesting. I particularly like looking at the shadows form leaves on a tree as they are cast many times, slightly disassociated as the ring of light comes inat slightly different angles. Very cool. The thing is they are over quickly so traveling for one, i don't know.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    Not to put to fine a point on it but they are prosecuting Trump too.
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    Believe all Women!

    Big Bahamian Conks. i heard it is illegal to hunt them unless you are a bahamian citizen. Some of those big conks sell for several hundred dollars.
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    Post A Song With Sister Or Brother In It

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    Your Mt.Rushmore Of Comedians-Spermoff

    I'd like to fit in John Cleese, but where?
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    Probability for a regular 81 year old man to die within the year is 7.25 percent. For a man under extreme stress it goes up a percent or two. His total life expectancy absent the stress of Office has him living to 88.5 years.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    An interesting thought. Break even or be up $1000. Since you put this forward I believe it only fitting to give you the chance to take my bet. If you choose to throw me a bone that will be more than enough. Hell, a like would be more than enough acknowledgement..
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    Trump's Cognitive Decline and Health

    Or at least TIA's.
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    Your Mt.Rushmore Of Comedians-Spermoff

    No nominations yet for Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney Bill Murray Larry David Lenny Bruce
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    Biden/Harris steps aside at the convention or before for the good of the new generation of leadership movement the Dems will propose. All current debates are ended and new, refreshing debates begin, from the Dem/media pererspective.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    As for the Gavin newsome problem Dems simply say they can't spare him in California. Its all bs of course but it will sell because it has to.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    As for the Kamala problem the Dems simply say they need her more on the Supreme Court than in the oval office and she would not deprive the Country of her service there, would she? Problem solved.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    The Dems don't need Biden. They will rally around any candidate with equal fervor. By ditching Biden they can ditch the baggage of the last four years and move on into the future with a new generation of forward looking leadership, or some such crap. This is a Hakeem Jeffries moment. Maybe paired with Katie Hobbs or Gretchen Wittmer for their governing experience. maybe even the lesbian from Mass, whatshernameandpronouns. Biden brings only negatives. Still not too late to move on and pragmatists will prevail. Last night we saw the long knives drawn from their scabbards.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    My belief is that whoever shifts to the next generation first will dominate the election. Dems, maybe Hakeem Jeffries, Republicans maybe Ron DeSantis. The horror of the current choice is begining to take hold, even to thos acolutes on both sides of the coin.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    I trust you. I trust you know i would hunt you down like the Stucci brothers hunted down Billy Hoyle in White Men Can't Jump.
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    Supreme Court hearing on Trump, Colorado

    Historically trying to read the tea leaves based on questions during oral argument has been tricky. Justices often ask hard hitting questions sounding skeptical of an argument precisely becasue they are trying to msrshall arguments from Counsel they can use to butress the decision they may be contemplating. they play the devil's advocate and they do it well. Recently I have noticed a trend away from the historical trend. now they seem to relish the spotlight and to be advocating for their final position, but one never really knows.
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    Trump's Cognitive Decline and Health

    Well he may never have been smarter than a 5th grader to begin with so it is not clear there has been decline. I am not arguing there has not been decline, I don't know, I have not seen it as i have not looked for it. I do think it likely he will stroke out at some point soon, probably before the denentia gets him.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    Interesting site. When I add up the percentage chances they list for the top possibilities it adds up to 111%. I am suspect.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    I do. I want to get an old fashioned check, fit for framing, from Schochet Property Management LLC. In the memo line I want it to read, For being a dumb ass. The money is not important though it would buy a bit of blow and some lap dances. The trophy is the thing.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    What if the authorities catch up with me? Seems like a bad idea.
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    Joe Biden - Diminished Faculties—👀

    Accepted. I will take $500 against your $2000. if Biden is not the nominee you pay up and immediately once he is removed from the ticket by the Democrats. No weaseling around if he remains on the Ballot of a state or two due to some arcane state rules. if he is not the endorsed top candidate for the Dems you lose.
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