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    Something is burrowing in my roof!

    And you should spend 3 to 6 months salary on an engagement ring.
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    Something is burrowing in my roof!

    What if the former owner was a 28 year old Catherine Zeta Jones?
  3. Engorgeous George

    More than 800,000 people left California in 2022

    And if California slides into the ocean Like the mystics and statistics say it will I predict this motel will be standin' until I pay my bill Hey Don't the sun look angry through the trees? Don't the trees look like crucified thieves? Don't you feel like desperados under the eaves? Heaven help the one who leaves Oh that Warren Zevon
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    Renting V Owning

    I don't like people enough to want to share walls or parking areas with them. I don't like waiting for unqualified workmen to foul up repairs in my house when they finally arrive on the third scheduled date. I don't like having to obtain permission for alterations. My investment in my current home has more than kept place with inflation and has more or less kept pace with my investments. Your mileage may vary. I should note I am fairly handy, have painted my house inside and out several times, i havxe repalced all the lighting, have tiled the bathrooms, installed countger tops and back splashes, replaced the major appliances myself as well as the waterheater. I do not that my experience has been subject to Murphy's law as when appliances go out it is at the worst time convenience-wise and cash flow-wise.
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    How good will the Packers be?

    Neveer a Joe Barry fan. That said, I thought the Packers defense came together enough over the last four games to maybe save his job. I am glad it did not. I am very bullish on next year, more than my ten win prediction for this year which turned out to be spot on. Next year I see them as a 12 and 5 team ultimately finishing with 15 wins. I hope i am wrong. I hope they get to 16 wins. Obviously way early projections can easily get derailed by injuries but that is my thought and my hope.
  6. Ms. Maddow is wrong. This country is already doomed. We have been doomed since we started viewing each other as contemptible. We ahve been doomed since we decided we would rather relitigate and recontestc the past election rather than looking to the future. Imagine, one side tries to imagine that Biden of all people is smart, moral, and foresighted while the other pretends that Trump is a visionary.
  7. Maybe he was excited to start his day, to catch the early news on the New Hampshire returns and the Bucks coaching vacancy. Maybe he is the proverbial early bird. Maybe he was a farm kid and is used to rising at 05:00 hours. Maybe he was still awake.
  8. I figure they are lucky to have you.
  9. He prefers "penisspud".
  10. Do the word problems involve potential profits from breaking down ounces into 8-balls and grams? Do you teach them how to calculate good time on a jail sentence?
  11. I was born in a blizzard, raised in a badger's den. On the day when I was born daddy sat down and cried, I had the mark just as plain as day it could not be denied.
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    Egg sammich. Meat.

    So like Mila Kunis or Olga Kurylenko?
  13. Engorgeous George

    Egg sammich. Meat.

    So I will get a wife!
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    Egg sammich. Meat.

    The last ground meat patty I had was raw ground round, open-faced, on a slice of Russian rye covered in chopped onions and seasonerd with Lawrey's salt and a bit of A-1 sauce. It was glorious. I love a good canibal sandwich.
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    Egg sammich. Meat.

    I like to acentuate the beef and cheese detracts from that, particularly those rimjobbers who order American Cheese. Sure Swiss, provolone, cheddar, muenster, pepperjack, and others are good for a change of pace, but I prefer mine without. Now I do favor onions, pickles and spicy mustard and sometimes even with nothing but salt and A-1 sauce, but i never considered that may make me unamerican. I thought being unamerican was orevering soccer to football. If I have to be off to Russia I hope they assign me one of those wifes from the meet Russian women websites.
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    Egg sammich. Meat.

    The Sioux word for sand in the vagina is ogallala. Nebraskans celebrate the concept by naming a town for it.
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    Egg sammich. Meat.

    I have ordered many hamburgers, generally from places where that is the thrust of the establishment, but not always.
  18. None which I have currently been able to come up with, but perhaps that is my failure of imagination. also, i am not yet certain that the extent of the allegations are true, I like to wait a bit before arriving at conclusions in case the initial report was oversold. Certainly tnhis looks, on its face, if accepted at face value, to be damning.
  19. Just thaw them out carefully, they should be fine. When they awake tell them it is the 23 century and cloned Mahomes along with cloned Maauto has lead K.C. to the last 98 Super bowls in a row.
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    Do You Have A Secret Ingredient You Put In Your Chili ?

    I like using pearl onions and mushrooms in mine. Also a bit of chorizo. I tend to use about twice as much chili powder as most folks do. I find a square of bakers chocolate works nicely, not so much as to make it taste like a mole sauce, but just to turn the excessive heat I go for back a bit towards just spicey.
  21. An allegation which will be interesting to follow. In the end, no matter what is revealed, folks will interpret the matter through their own partisan lenses.
  22. Engorgeous George

    Something is burrowing in my roof!

    Call an exorcist.
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    Do You Have A Secret Ingredient You Put In Your Chili ?

    Why do you swap out beef for turkey when cooking for a vegetarian? Is it a real stupid vegetarian who does not understand that turkey is still meat? Sorry, I see the matteer has been addressed.
  24. What are they suppose to do to keep warm slice open a moose and climb inside?
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