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  1. Engorgeous George

    Egg sammich. Meat.

    The Sioux word for sand in the vagina is ogallala. Nebraskans celebrate the concept by naming a town for it.
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    Egg sammich. Meat.

    I have ordered many hamburgers, generally from places where that is the thrust of the establishment, but not always.
  3. None which I have currently been able to come up with, but perhaps that is my failure of imagination. also, i am not yet certain that the extent of the allegations are true, I like to wait a bit before arriving at conclusions in case the initial report was oversold. Certainly tnhis looks, on its face, if accepted at face value, to be damning.
  4. Just thaw them out carefully, they should be fine. When they awake tell them it is the 23 century and cloned Mahomes along with cloned Maauto has lead K.C. to the last 98 Super bowls in a row.
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    Do You Have A Secret Ingredient You Put In Your Chili ?

    I like using pearl onions and mushrooms in mine. Also a bit of chorizo. I tend to use about twice as much chili powder as most folks do. I find a square of bakers chocolate works nicely, not so much as to make it taste like a mole sauce, but just to turn the excessive heat I go for back a bit towards just spicey.
  6. An allegation which will be interesting to follow. In the end, no matter what is revealed, folks will interpret the matter through their own partisan lenses.
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    Something is burrowing in my roof!

    Call an exorcist.
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    Do You Have A Secret Ingredient You Put In Your Chili ?

    Why do you swap out beef for turkey when cooking for a vegetarian? Is it a real stupid vegetarian who does not understand that turkey is still meat? Sorry, I see the matteer has been addressed.
  9. What are they suppose to do to keep warm slice open a moose and climb inside?
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    What are the dumbest rules in sports?

    Some have forgotten the seven sack game, but not me.
  11. Power will abuse itself to remain in power. Power seeks truth only as a means to power.
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    Mom & Pop Shops Closings

    You should get them to adopt that as their store name. Tires In Two Days. It has a nice ring to it.
  13. Engorgeous George

    Barack Hussein Obama’s Cognitive Decline

    The correct nomenclature is buck and/or doe.
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    Mom & Pop Shops Closings

    Mom and Pop are now Great Grandma and G-Pop. Cut them some slack, they are in their late 110's and 120's. That they are still servicing your horseless carriage is wonderful. When those velocipedes first appeared they dedicated themselves to providing great replacement parts at reasonable prices and they are still doing so and have been since before Calvin Coolidge was President.
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    Barack Hussein Obama’s Cognitive Decline

    Metaphorically speaking only I hope.
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    What are the dumbest rules in sports?

    The end of any good quest should be frought with potential danger as well as great reward.
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    Trump's Cognitive Decline and Health

    Well at least he was known for something.
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    Seafoam's & Squistion's Cognitive Decline

    Only natural since both have diapered him at his request.
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    Trump's Cognitive Decline and Health

    Doesn't this stand for the proposition that there is no noticeable recent decline. He has always been stupid, inarticulate, and has had diction problems all his life.
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    Sean McSpermot should get the ax

    The missed field goal just had to be wide right, didn't it? Its not as if Scott Norwood has not suffered enough without rehasing that. Could this kicker not have snap hooked it left instead?
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    What are the dumbest rules in sports?

    Or you could view it as if you don't retain possession you lose possession. Having seen this discussed many times I know your position is the much more common position. I accept I am in the minority on this matter. I do hate to be on the opposite side of any matter from the man who perfected the Triple Lindy. Do not go gentle into this good night!
  22. I suppose Tim will want to know how developed the 14 year old was before he determines whether there should be condemnation, and if so, how much condemnation.
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    What are the dumbest rules in sports?

    I love the rule as it is. It offers an exciting change of momentum. It provides a consequence to reckless play by the offense. It is one of the few remaining rules favoring the defense.
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    NFL So your team is out. Who you rooting for ?

    Sure, for you as much as for anybody. My oversight.
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    My cognitive decline

    My flatulence awareness has been impaired. Sometimes I forget to check my surroundings before letting them fly. Also, I continue to blame the dog though the dog died two years ago.
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