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Open Letter to Future School Shooters Dear Sh!theads, Please don't imagine for a second that shooting up a school will force the rest of us to apprecaite your pain or the depths of your soul. That act is now tired, played out, cliche, pathetically derivative. Iff you want attention, if you want me to understand your pain you need to make some effort. Climb a high structure or land feature, light yoursel on fire and throw yourself off doing as many flips as you can on the way down. Cut yourself and then video your swim through shark infested waters. Criticize a black woman's weave at a McDonald's after bar time. Show us something new you pathetic loser's

I've noticed these shootings do not take place at schools for the blind. Maybe we should ask them their secret.

And yet they are all in mental torment until they can get their surgeries and their societal acknowledgement, and then once that all happens they still find themselves suicidally depressed and unfulfilled.

He's right, there is not much to do, drinking, screwing, ice fishing, drunk driving, and of course vandalizing cars with Illinois plates parked around Lambeau. Nothing serious, just the kind of thing that necessitates a tow and some exorbitant late night repair charges to get them back on the road home.

The guy reminds me of Marcus Allen on a goal line plunge. Frankly I think the judge was asking for it when she had a mini-tramp installed right in front of her bench.

Will Megan Rapinoe act as a spokesangrylesbian for the league?

The worst is when he goes off about he being the creator of the concept of algorithms.

Seems like the brother may be painting a target on his back.

That he would dress up as manbearpig and force the underaged girls on the island to listen to a two hour long screed about global warming and the creation of the internet. It is not alleged that he touched any of the girls but the small band of spider monkeys on the island always fled upon his aproach.

Don't police departments advise against announcing when you are away from your home on social media sites? Isn't this one of the primary mistakes leading to one's home being burglarized. Say for instance you frequent a social media site and proudly announce your home town, your socio-economic status and so more or less your neighborhood, and you announce your profession so someone can find you through professional associations, isn't it dumb, then, to announce you are out of town?

You could make a pretty solid Mount rushmore of barbies with Benton, Eden and the Barbi Twins. If twins can count as one I'd add Barbara Carrere.

O.K. Have to drop Karen Valentine and sub in Barbie.

I suppose a fella could have done her and then petted a golden retriever to get that fingers through the hair sensation.

I like to run my fingers through their hair. Can't run them through a brillo pad.

I'll take Markie Post, Kim Basinger, Pamala Sue Martin, and Karen Valentine for the win.

Are those minibikes street legal?

Fat chicks on minibikes are not "bikers".

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I never suggested fighting nor raised the specter of doing so.

I look forward to meeting you some day.

The former is a flowering, the latter, a gash, a wound, the hubris of man. I don't expect you to understand or appreciate the difference.

Packers had 57 million in dead money this year as well as paying around 40 million for David Bahktieri and Jaire Alexander who gave them ony a handful of snaps. They are the yongest team and they have the third lowest salary amount on the field and they are in the conversation. Next year they get a bit of draft help with their regular draft and extra picks for Rodgers and Douglas. They are doing alright and their arrow is trending up. The thing is, so too the Bears and Lions.

If designed and built by nature, not a physician.

Maybe the Lions should celebrate that game, if it arrives, by having a Wayne Fontes bobblehead giveaway. I'm actually happy for Lions' fans. Every Lions fan I know has been pretty well humored as they suffered for decades. They deserve this moment.

Probert and Chelios I understand, but Laimbeer and Suh? They played with no honor.