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  1. Engorgeous George

    The federal trial of Paul Pelosi’s attacker is in progress

    I have renamed it Bidenflation, keep up with the new vernacular.
  2. Engorgeous George

    The federal trial of Paul Pelosi’s attacker is in progress

    Having viewed that video it is clear to me we need background checks before we sell Tiki torches to white males under 40 years of age.
  3. Not bad looking at all. She could time the hedges which are her eyebrows, but not bad.
  4. Engorgeous George

    I turned....

    Young enough that I could have fathered you.
  5. Engorgeous George

    Went to a paraplegic strip club

    I love to dance with Peg Leg Sue She got one, I got two I told her to save a dance for me My boogie woogie amputee We're gonna hop swing and jump I shake my hips, she shakes her stump Yeah Sha la la la Wee ahh oooh Disco Disco Peg Leg Sue Oh Suzie baby if you please Let me give your stump a squeeze It turns me on that empty knee My boogie woogie amputee Down hetta-hetta Oh Suzie you sho ain't got two left feet baby Oh Suzie Oh Suzie you're my fave You only got one leg to shave You got style, you got charms Aren't you glad you got both arms You're gonna use 'em tonite Yeah
  6. Engorgeous George

    Tv show songs

    Beverly Hillbillies, Hawaii 5-0, Bonanza, Rockford files, Mannix, Mission Impossible, Batman, Green Hornet, Hill Street blues, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Flintstones, I Dream of Jeannie
  7. Engorgeous George

    Your Three Things That You Lost That Were Important To You To You

    My temper My patience Memories
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    RIP DJ Hayden

    His play in the league did not register with me. I could not recall him at all.
  9. Said I'm like a Mississippi bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump I see so many women, I don't know which way to jump.
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    Im like a Mississippi Bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump

    I'm like a one-eyed cat, peeking in a seafood store just like a one-eyed cat, peeking in a seafood store I can look at you baby, you ain't no child no more.
  11. Engorgeous George

    Your Stranded On An Island And…

    Wisdom Unusually robust health Contentment with my lot in life Alternatively That she turns herself into an unusually compliant sexual partner who morphs from Barbara Eden into Racquel Welch and then into Tia Carerre and then back. (If she could throw in a young Ann Margberet that would be !) Unusually robust health Enough supplies that I never want to leave the island
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    Liberals Dreams Are Coming To Fruition

    But you may be a highly intuitive and talented amateur who should consider the profession of dream interpretation. Perhaps you would interpret my dream about pandas having sex with a turtle who appearerd unwilling. And why were the pandas eating eucalyptus leaves instead of bamboo? Were they trying to fool the turtle into believing they were koalas?
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    War-mongering MAGAturds want Mexico invasion

    If the U.S, invaded Mexico they would need to have a plan to protect themselves from the rear as 28 million illeqals in lowriders wielding leaf blowers would ride up on them.
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    Liberals Dreams Are Coming To Fruition

    But they had a bullhorn and a prepared rhyme so it must have been a protest.
  15. Engorgeous George

    Liberals Dreams Are Coming To Fruition

    Last night I had a dream where Peyton Manning and Taylor Swift bothered me in a sports bar during a shitty game. She kept wanting to throw a football with me while Manning kept wanting to take a wing off of my plate. The more he failed the more his head grew. Ms. Swift wandered off when I showed no interest in playing catch with a girl.
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    Perpetual victim tries to get out of DUI

    Cop handled it very well. Kudos.
  17. Engorgeous George

    Trump INDICTED

    This is a far more cogent articulation of the merit of the charges than has been put forth by Latetia James in the months since she charged. I do not fully ascribed to the premise as the loans do not issue upon application, but upon review of the application by parties with a financial interests to do their due diligence on behalf of their shareholders, but it is some articulation of the rationale and you got my attention, and I am pretty thick-headed. Now, it we can get you to explain to the Packers why turnovers and penalties are bad, and they bought it, that would be appreciated.
  18. You could start a rumor outside a Taylor swift concert that the show was being cancelled and watch the mayhem. You could try to arrange it so Detroit wins a superbowl and watch the riots which ensue.
  19. I suspect fire. Look at the Station nighclub fire and the lives it took. that was an accident, a tragedy, but imagine had it been intentional and maybe the doors had been locked, deliberately with chains. Fire, and the attendant fumes, is a very efficient killer of folks in confined spaces.
  20. I am not a fan of motorsports and so my opinion is fairly uninformed. You seem to know something of the subject so i will defer to your more informed opinion. that said, people love racing stuff from cars, boats, and planes to shopping carts and lawn mowers. Seems only natural they will race these as they become a bit more common. hell, had Segways caught on a bit more i imagine there would have been segway racing circuits. Had there been segway demolition derbies that would have caught my attention.
  21. Probably only a matter of time.
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    Trump INDICTED

    I was under the impression that this charge did not qualify for a jury. I myself have not looked into that. I will not be looking into it as new York is one of those jurisdictions which used to be called "Field code" states, like Louisianna. Their procedural rules are a bit arcane and sometimes different from other states and i understqand researching provisions in N.Y. law can be tgricky for those unaccostumed to doing so which I certainly am. I know the issue was bandied about a few weeks back by experts. i did not follow that discussion. If anyone has a definitive link I would appreciate it.
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    Trump INDICTED

    Pretty spry for an old guy. Not super "judicial" in my estimation, but not outside any boundaries if that is as far as it goes.
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    Democrats winning elections

    Seems this plant fire will have no effect on the price of gasoline. Still, looks like a bit of a mess for the regions air.
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