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Everything posted by Engorgeous George
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No snow, so no tracks, or at least much less obvious tracks. Also snow makes for good color contrast. Deer are the color of dried grass and brush, but stand out against snow.
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San Francisco: People are pooping more than ever on the streets...
Engorgeous George replied to posty's topic in The Geek Club
If you're going in San Franshitsco Be sure to bring some wet wipes with you there If you're going to San Franshitsco You're gonna see some fecal matter there For those who come to San Francisco Summertime will be quite pungent there In the streets of San Francisco Steams of soft serve are sprayed out everywhere -
San Francisco: People are pooping more than ever on the streets...
Engorgeous George replied to posty's topic in The Geek Club
Shittin' in the morning sun I'll be shittin' when the evening comes Watching the turds roll in Then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll those logs away, ooh I'm just shittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time I left my home in Georgia Headed for the Frisco Bay 'Cause I've had nothing to live for And look like nothing's gonna come my way So, I'm just gon' unload on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll those logs away, ooh I'm shittin' on the dock of a bay Wastin' time Looks like nothing's gonna change Everything still remains the same I can't poo where timshochet tells me to So I guess I'll remain the same, listen Shittin' here resting my bones And this loneliness won't leave me alone 2,000 miles I foamed Just to make this dock my home, now I'm just gon' at the dock of a bay Watchin' the tide roll those turds away, ooh Shittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time -
San Francisco: People are pooping more than ever on the streets...
Engorgeous George replied to posty's topic in The Geek Club
Got their privilege checked. -
It's nice that world still supports artists - 66K thumbs up for perfornance
Engorgeous George replied to Mike Honcho's topic in The Geek Club
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I thought it juvenile when Biden boasted he wanted to meet Trump behind the gym. I find it equally juvenile here, if not more so since the Teamster guy was likely subpoenaed to be be there. If a Senate subpoena can end up getting one berated and threatened maybe folks can and should start refusing to comply. Could be an interesting question for the courts, does one have to subject themselves to berating and threats so some jackhole senator can try to get on the news? Bernie Saunders did all right. He could have been a bit more firm but he did all right. BTW, a retired professional fighter trying to engage a rotund and doughy guy to a cage match is the unconscionable act of a coward. Dude wants to fight someone he can come and fight me.
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It's nice that world still supports artists - 66K thumbs up for perfornance
Engorgeous George replied to Mike Honcho's topic in The Geek Club
More like the hot ones who got a ride. -
San Francisco: People are pooping more than ever on the streets...
Engorgeous George replied to posty's topic in The Geek Club
Me, I would not commute an hour and a half, each way, across a bridge to pay more for parking than someone in Omaha pays for a 3 bedroom luxury apartment only to walk through crowds of homeless and illegals doing drugs and defecating on the street to work in an office knowing there is a substantial chance that when I return to my car it has been broken into and was the site of a soup kitchen. Soup Kitchen in the Prius | The Other Guys (Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg) (HD Scene) - YouTube -
It's nice that world still supports artists - 66K thumbs up for perfornance
Engorgeous George replied to Mike Honcho's topic in The Geek Club
I could watch more of her music. -
The federal trial of Paul Pelosi’s attacker is in progress
Engorgeous George replied to IGotWorms's topic in The Geek Club
I have renamed it Bidenflation, keep up with the new vernacular. -
The federal trial of Paul Pelosi’s attacker is in progress
Engorgeous George replied to IGotWorms's topic in The Geek Club
Having viewed that video it is clear to me we need background checks before we sell Tiki torches to white males under 40 years of age. -
The Hill: Naomi Biden's Secret Service Detail Carjacked In DC ( Confirmed Gunfire)
Engorgeous George replied to Blue Horseshoe's topic in The Geek Club
Not bad looking at all. She could time the hedges which are her eyebrows, but not bad. -
Cocaine Found in the White House - CNN Reluctantly Acknowledges it Two Days Later in an Interestingly Worded Article
Engorgeous George replied to Patented Phil's topic in The Geek Club
I love and hate cocaine. -
Young enough that I could have fathered you.
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Went to a paraplegic strip club
Engorgeous George replied to Cloaca du jour's topic in The Geek Club
I love to dance with Peg Leg Sue She got one, I got two I told her to save a dance for me My boogie woogie amputee We're gonna hop swing and jump I shake my hips, she shakes her stump Yeah Sha la la la Wee ahh oooh Disco Disco Peg Leg Sue Oh Suzie baby if you please Let me give your stump a squeeze It turns me on that empty knee My boogie woogie amputee Down hetta-hetta Oh Suzie you sho ain't got two left feet baby Oh Suzie Oh Suzie you're my fave You only got one leg to shave You got style, you got charms Aren't you glad you got both arms You're gonna use 'em tonite Yeah -
Beverly Hillbillies, Hawaii 5-0, Bonanza, Rockford files, Mannix, Mission Impossible, Batman, Green Hornet, Hill Street blues, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Flintstones, I Dream of Jeannie
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Your Three Things That You Lost That Were Important To You To You
Engorgeous George replied to BunnysBastatrds's topic in The Geek Club
My temper My patience Memories -
His play in the league did not register with me. I could not recall him at all.
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Im like a Mississippi Bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump
Engorgeous George posted a topic in The Geek Club
Said I'm like a Mississippi bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump I see so many women, I don't know which way to jump. -
Im like a Mississippi Bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump
Engorgeous George replied to Engorgeous George's topic in The Geek Club
I'm like a one-eyed cat, peeking in a seafood store just like a one-eyed cat, peeking in a seafood store I can look at you baby, you ain't no child no more. -
Your Stranded On An Island And…
Engorgeous George replied to BunnysBastatrds's topic in The Geek Club
Wisdom Unusually robust health Contentment with my lot in life Alternatively That she turns herself into an unusually compliant sexual partner who morphs from Barbara Eden into Racquel Welch and then into Tia Carerre and then back. (If she could throw in a young Ann Margberet that would be !) Unusually robust health Enough supplies that I never want to leave the island -
Liberals Dreams Are Coming To Fruition
Engorgeous George replied to League Champion's topic in The Geek Club
But you may be a highly intuitive and talented amateur who should consider the profession of dream interpretation. Perhaps you would interpret my dream about pandas having sex with a turtle who appearerd unwilling. And why were the pandas eating eucalyptus leaves instead of bamboo? Were they trying to fool the turtle into believing they were koalas? -
War-mongering MAGAturds want Mexico invasion
Engorgeous George replied to Pimpadeaux's topic in The Geek Club
If the U.S, invaded Mexico they would need to have a plan to protect themselves from the rear as 28 million illeqals in lowriders wielding leaf blowers would ride up on them. -
Liberals Dreams Are Coming To Fruition
Engorgeous George replied to League Champion's topic in The Geek Club
But they had a bullhorn and a prepared rhyme so it must have been a protest. -
Liberals Dreams Are Coming To Fruition
Engorgeous George replied to League Champion's topic in The Geek Club
Last night I had a dream where Peyton Manning and Taylor Swift bothered me in a sports bar during a shitty game. She kept wanting to throw a football with me while Manning kept wanting to take a wing off of my plate. The more he failed the more his head grew. Ms. Swift wandered off when I showed no interest in playing catch with a girl.