Engorgeous George

I am going to have to google petroleum plant shepherd texas. What does it process, precisely, and how much of the supply chain depends on that plant?

Did she canvas for votes door-to-door?

In my little neck of the woods the local elections swung republican for elective office and progressive/leftist ballot questions were roundly defeated. I make no sweeping presumptions or generalizations from the results. My red city and county turned purple and nearly blue over the last two decades and this pushback may be an outlier. As they say it takes at least three datxa points to establish a pattern and this one election is simply the first data point.

We had a head cheerleader from our school return straight ought of college. She taught english and coached the cheerleaders. She was quite distracting. We had another teacher who had worked as a Bunny at the playboy club and who had her picture in her Bunny outfit published in the magazine. She was unusually attractive. The fantasies of us boys aside neither would have ever dreamed of crossing the teacher/student propriety line. I do note the former Bunny taught a senior's honors english class. It was a voluntary class. My senior year the class was comprised of 30 boys as 30 was the class size limit. I don't remember a single thing from the cirriculum but i vividly remember her in a green dress.

I am not a fan of religious fervor. It drives and informs the abortion issue. It also drives and informs the Israeli/Palestinian issue and issues throughout the Muslim world. I understand this will not change significantly during my lifetime which is not likely to be for long.

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I thought you were a gigolo with a rather exclusive and discreet clientele involving primarily olympic skaters and divers.

The Battle for Stalingrad was horrific. The firebombing of Dresden and the V2 attacks on London were pretty indiscriminate. And of course the use of the atomic bombs did not exactly sort military from civilian.

Gelding a stallion does not make it a mare.

I was spanked, usually width a belt, sometimes with the buckle end of the belt. I don't know that it taught me anything other than the buckle end was worse than the leather end. I reserve to myself, as a parent, the right to use corporal punishment on my children so long as it does not necessitate medical care. I have never used corporal punishment on any of my children. I tried reasoning with them instead. The fact is I have never punished any of my children. They are now having children of their own, except the youngest. As faxr as i know they have never used corporal punishment on their children.

Lumberjacks and Pussies. Paul Bunyuns and Alan Aldas.

Perhaps we should coin a new phrase for them. I suggest Hamasholes*. For instance Westboro Timmay is a Hamashole. Go ahead, give it a try. *Hamasholes is a registered trademark of Engorgeous George enterprises

Self righteous does not equal virtue.

Westboro Timmay, you don't get to tell anyone to keep anything to themselves as you are congenitally unable to hold your water. As for allowing othersd to live their lives without restrictions, I do, and i exercise my right to not be restricted in my correct use of language for their demands language be reinterpreted to assuage their psychosis.

Not sure "he" is acccurate either. Perhaps "it".

This gives me an endorsement idea. Trump should market laxatives. "Our Trump brand stool softener will have you taking Trump-sized dumps in no time!"

It could replace condoms in the near future.

A possibility I had not considered. Apparently I am rhyming challenged and thus will never get the megaphone at a protest.

Except against roving bands of innercity teens looking for smokes, energy drinks and unhealthy snack foods.

So it would be a bit derivative, we would rip off that show, the Santa legend, and mix in a bit of Capt. Kangeroo on crack and shrooms. I think we might just be able to make a go of this.

Maybe I can develope a character yet. Maybe we can do it as a team. We could be Sven and Ole Claus. Distant cousins of Santa who live in an ice fishing shack in northern Minnesota, who talk funny, and who take kids on northwoods adventures. We could dress funny, talk in accents, and expose kids to new ideas in a totally hetero, manly sort of way.

He makes 20 mil a year! Damn, did i ever choose the wrong financial path.

Interesting. The terrorist were thwarted by a glass door and one's inability to take his weapon off of safety while in the background others sought to douse a vehicle in gasoline and light it on fire but they could not get the pump to dispense any fuel, presumably they had no working credit card between the several of them and could not get the pump to dispense. Apparently the terrorist have a couple of "short bus" squads.

Because Don does not rhyme with go, though it does rhyme with" let's get it on."

I have harbored suspicions about Capt. Kangeroo and Mr. Green Jeans. Mind you I have no proof, just a general ill-at-ease which would not be allayed by Dancing Bear or on air visits from Fred Rogers.