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  1. My employer had the right to test me for drug use with or without cause. Marijuana was legalized in my state in 2012. Though it was legal for consumption and possession my employer still had the right to dismiss me if I were under the influence at work. Additionally, as an attorney though it were legal in my state it remains a federal crime and as an attorney I could be disbarred for using it asIi would be violating my oath as an attorney, though the more likely result would have been suspension for a short time and treatment. I did not use while employed. Now that I am retired i could use but thus far have chosen to not do so. Having had access to the evidence locker and to evidence I was occassionally tested without cause. also, occassionally drug sniffing dogs were run through the office suite where I worked. I remember a kerfuffle when an audit of the evidence room turned up a substantial amount of missing drugs and property. Though the evidence locker had security the culprit was never found but it did lead to stricter protocols.
  2. A quarter of an ounce is 7 grams. Pot now sells by the gram often at $20 and even more. i would say that a quarter represents at least $100, unless its ditch weed.
  3. My math would have that at $1.05 Still, I have never heard of $150 grams of Peruvian marching powder. More likely it is around 70 cents worth of blow.
  4. In this case my main suspect would be Leon Spinks. He is the only man I have heard of who holds on to so little coke.
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    Change A Word In A Movie Title With The Word Tranny

    Tranny Day
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    Change A Word In A Movie Title With The Word Tranny

    Planes, Trannies, and Automobiles On Golden Trannies A Tranny Too Far Bridge on the Trannies' Kwai In the Heat of the Tranny Some Like it Tranny The Marathon Tran
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    Cancel Bud Light! Maga Hissy Fit!

    I believe your analogies lately could use some work.
  8. I am a protective father. Stay out of the girls lockerroom if you have a . If not I am likely to stomp your ass first and ask questions later, or never. If you are post surgical, fine. Presurgical the tranny bears the burden of social discomfort by being categorized by their genitalia. That burden does not go on others, it goes on them. Post surgery, well I am fine with them in the non-dongs lockerroom.
  9. Yes, they are now intended as a global perjorative meant to foreclose any debate and to debase those upon whom the labels are hung thereby delegitimizing all they have said and all they will say. Thus far the new definition is not universally accepted.
  10. As long as he is not referring to it as the Red Star Yeast Factory it is all good.
  11. I have an aversion to polska kielbasa based on an act by a Jesuit in an LBJ mask at a retreat back in the 60's. I was just a boy, dammit!
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    Suzy Kolber

    I always wanted to get freaky with her.
  13. Based on taste, or was there some violent penetrative attack upon your person by a zucchini wielding clown in a Bill Clinton mask?
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    Cancel Bud Light! Maga Hissy Fit!

    Bud should have had that little LSU cheerleader who is so ubiquitous now finishing a vigoroous workout and then cooling down by running an icy cold can of Bud Light over her forehead, neck, and down her chest. No words, just the visual. That would have hit their demographic. Now its too late.
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    Cancel Bud Light! Maga Hissy Fit!

    I never thought about the Titanic as a "world tragedy". It was, in my mind, confined to a very limited subset of the world. It maybe was also an object lesson about hubris which might have more global application, but I thought of it as more of a limited event. Not saying others should not think of it differently. Just saying that's how I viewed it. I intend to reconsider my view in light of your own. I welcome you making a more thorough case for my consideration.
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    They Found Out

    Insufficient force.
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    Jackson County to remove two statues of Andrew Jackson

    Put up statues of Jessie Jackson, Janet Jackson, and Michael Jackson. Adopt Action Jackson as the official movie of the county.
  18. I'm old. I remember when the YMCA did not have a women's locker room. The women's locker room was at the YWCA.
  19. Boner holster Sword sheath Ripper Velvet slipper Breakfast of champions Where reason goes to die Slick slit Trap
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    Whale Swallows Two People in a Kayak and Spits Them Back Out

    First alligators and now this. Kayaking may be more dangerous than I have previously thought.
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    Doritos in conjunction with Pepsi Co. go all in on Blacks

    I doubt he would even if they came in fiery habanero flavor.
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    Big butts sexy or no?

    I need a woman about twice my weight A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her other freight Find her in a sideshow, Leave her in LA Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave
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    Doritos in conjunction with Pepsi Co. go all in on Blacks

    I never see them in my stores. Probably just as well.
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    Big butts sexy or no?

    I like a "Bob Seger ass", way up firm and high
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