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It could replace condoms in the near future.

A possibility I had not considered. Apparently I am rhyming challenged and thus will never get the megaphone at a protest.

Except against roving bands of innercity teens looking for smokes, energy drinks and unhealthy snack foods.

So it would be a bit derivative, we would rip off that show, the Santa legend, and mix in a bit of Capt. Kangeroo on crack and shrooms. I think we might just be able to make a go of this.

Maybe I can develope a character yet. Maybe we can do it as a team. We could be Sven and Ole Claus. Distant cousins of Santa who live in an ice fishing shack in northern Minnesota, who talk funny, and who take kids on northwoods adventures. We could dress funny, talk in accents, and expose kids to new ideas in a totally hetero, manly sort of way.

He makes 20 mil a year! Damn, did i ever choose the wrong financial path.

Interesting. The terrorist were thwarted by a glass door and one's inability to take his weapon off of safety while in the background others sought to douse a vehicle in gasoline and light it on fire but they could not get the pump to dispense any fuel, presumably they had no working credit card between the several of them and could not get the pump to dispense. Apparently the terrorist have a couple of "short bus" squads.

Because Don does not rhyme with go, though it does rhyme with" let's get it on."

I have harbored suspicions about Capt. Kangeroo and Mr. Green Jeans. Mind you I have no proof, just a general ill-at-ease which would not be allayed by Dancing Bear or on air visits from Fred Rogers.

Thank you for your cervix..

As a child in elementary school we learned how to properly address an ernvelope and the proper form for a business letter. We also learned paragraph structure and how to draft a theme or thesis. These things are now more or less done for us by our word processing programs. Seems to me it would be easy enough for Google and Microsoft add a Manifesto Template to their many existing templates.

Ones sex is identified, not assigned. Identified by medical experts.

The unibomber had a manifesto. This is an accumulation of scribbles.

Any truth to the rumor they are going to name the northern portion Ben Gazzara?

Cannibal sandwhich. Raw ground beef open faced on Russian rye with raw onions lots of raw onion. I like mine with Lawrey's salt and a bit of A-1.

Sounds like they were overcome with sexual desire. Is Biden wearing his trousers cut a bit tighter?

From the title of this thread I thought it was going to be about the johnson of one or more geeks.

Looks like that might have hurt his coccyx. That smarts when that happens. Also, noting that coccyx is a good word when playing Hangman with your kids.

If we could all learn this and live by this the downward spiral would be halted and we would begin ascending as a society.

I noticed a locked topic just a moment ago. I don't recall seeing that action taken before here on this site. I just wanted to say that I appreciate the overall forebearance of the moderators here. You all exercise more restraint than I could musteer.

Ahh the unexamined life, by Westboro Timmay. I happen to loath Trump. That opinion, however, is not needed in all venues. You are blind Westboro Timmay, yet you think you are a man of vision.

You are very welcome to search. I anxiously await your findings. Oh, if you post anythning of interest forgive me for not immediately responding. It is a nice day here and I am off to kayak and fish as there are not many more days to do so. I will eventually see what you post, if you post, and will respond later.

I will Westboro Timmay as you are the moral equivilent of one of the most toxic groups to have sprung forth from a septic tank in the last 50 years. No one is saying you can't or shouldn't have your opinion. Rather several of us were sdaying there is a time, place, and manner and you violated all three because you can't hold your water.

Aren't you the guy who just yesterday was happy to sh!t on the dead, who is the moral equivilent of the Westboro Baptist folks? Go to rural southern Mexico sometime and behave like that and see how it goes for you. Simply approach any local and say "Me cago en tus muertos." I am going to start calling you Westboro Timmay.

Oh, and MDC, please know I do not put all of the responsibility for this massive blunder on Biden. He had advisors, generals, experts helping plan this debacle. The buck stops with Biden but the blame spreads much further. We don't really expect our Commander in chief to be a military expert. We expect them to rely on sound advice. Biden did not get any, but sadly he did not recognize that.