Engorgeous George

I had to assemble one of those Barbie Dream Houses for my youngest Christmas Eve many years ago now. It was around 2:00 AM while she finally slept. The thing was going along fine until the final piece would not snap into place. It was ever so slightly off in size and position as it is not exactly precision manufactured. After 10 minutes of struggling I finally got out a hair dryer, heated that plastic up so it was more plyable, and got it assembled. Shen played with it maybe twice and then it took up space until we finally gave it away years later.

Ten wins.

Remember when back to school shopping was about pens and backbacks and athletic shoes instead of ballistic vests?

You have a low bar for obsession. One post mocking his exaggeration amounts to obsession with you. Also, for gladitorial style films I go Spartacus, Gladiator, and then a few Steve Reeves movies over 300.

Lots of folks start shrinking in their fourties. Me, I am off 2 & 1/2 inches over my height as a young adult. Not Donald. He has grown a half inch each decade since he turned 40.

Get back to us when he does it using only a 1 iron.

He should consult Colin Kaepernick about respecting one's adoptive parents.

I went to the reservior near my house to kayak yesterday morning as is my custom now, that or to bike around it which I also do regularly. There are a limited number of prime parking spaces where a person can unload their kayak, canoes, or paddleboards directly next to the water. I am generally there early enough to get one of those spots. Yesterday I arrived and an SUV holding four fat, middle-aged females showing roles of tatooed cover fat were parked in the middle space of three prime spaces. They had their vehicle doors open and on either side of their vehicle were inflating their paddleboards in the parking spaces next to their vehicle. The custom at this recreation space is to inflate those things behind the vehicle on the strip of sand, not to take up parking spaces to do so. These individuals did not follow custom, they simply chose to use three parking spaces out of a limited supply. Given their lack of consideration for others I had to park 100 yards away. Now its not as if I can't carry my kayak, kayak seat, paddle, PFD, and fishing equipment the 100 yards to get everything ready to launch, but I would prefer otherwise. Parking next to me was a guy I would guess to be 70, so a few years older than me. He had a hydroplane sailboard. He had to carry the board, the hydroplane assemble, the mast and the sail that same hundred yards as had I. We are getting ourselves squared away a few feet from each other and are preparing to launch at the same time while those individuals continued to block those spaces from the use of others. He looked at me and said they were disgusting and inconsiderate individuals who could use a lesson in manners. I agreed. When I finished my paddle after three hours and came in there was a tow truck and a ranger truck parked next to the SUV of those four beasties. Seems all four of their tires had been deflated. I noticed the guy on the hydroplane sailbord had already finished, packed up, and left. I wondered if it was he who deflated their tires. The tow truck did not have an air compressor and wanterd to tow the vehicle. The ranger had apparently called park maintanence who arrived with an air compressor. The tow guy still wanted money for responding. Eventually the women paid him something and he left. The maintenance guy left. The park ranger left. I left. I wonder if it was the sailboard guy or someone else who took thier retribution. While driving out I looked around for surveillence cameras covering the parking area. I wondered if the old guy was going to get busted, or at least excluded from returning. I did not see any cameras but that does not mean they do not exists, just that I did not see any. Off now to do some biking just as soon as I put out the garbage and the recycling. Retirement is good.

Preparing to exit the grocery yesterday evening when a family of 6 enters the vestibule of the doorway area. Both parents are obese, pasty, and are showing tatoos on their flabby legs. The father has a mullet. The mother a cobolt blue streak in her hair. The kids are two young teen boys, a girl of approximately 9 and a toddler. All are wearing crocks, including the parents. This family of misanthropes decides to have some family debate as they block my exit from the store. After about 10 seconds of them being oblivious to those around them I tell them to clear a path. Obese mom asks obese dad if he is going to let me talk to them like that. I assure her that he is. He did.

My wife has an extraordinary physique for a woman of her age.

They had some sexy models working that show.

Aaron's johnson adds twenty pounds.

Apparently somone does not understand the meanings of the words "barrage", "fire" and "Moscow".

Overcast and then raining. Cool temperatures after a week of mid 90's. I had the water all to myself. I did not catch anything, Not a single thing. Had a great day. With the rain the mountain streams ought to be running again. I am going to get out my whitewater backpacking kayak and run the Poudre tomorrow. I know a great spot for cutbow trout. Will pull in there and do a bit of fishing on my way down. The weather can turn to fall and winter pretty quickly here in Colorado sogetting in the mountain streams may become a bit more problematic before too long. Fortunately hunting season is right around the corner so I will have that.

I believe you misspelled puffies.

I use an Ascend FS10 bought at Bass Pro Shop for$499 less 20%. Not fancy but sufficient for my needs. The seat gets a bit uncomfortable after a few hours, the foot pegs could have a bit more space for your feet, but it is inexpensive and easy enough to lift on and off the rack on my truck.

Will be leaving in a few minutes. I bought a new reel last night for my second rod and I have a chocolate/shroom bar I bought at shakedown streat when Dead & Co were in Boulder. I will be taking some edibles out as well.

Few stories are more relatable to young african americans of today than stories featuring Esther Williams. Joe Biden instinctively knows this and makes this connection. What a brilliant orator.

A lose/lose proposition from my perspective.

But nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.

Ahhh, the ceral gang. The rest of Corn Pop's bad boys were Captain Crunch, Two Cans Sam so named for his habit of drinking two cans of pretty near anything at the same time, the triplets Snap, Crackle and Pop, the later sometimes mistaken for Corn Pop, and Quisp and Quake. Their nemisis, other than Biden, was the Tony the Tiger gang which included Shredded Wheat who would tear you apart with his rusty straight razor and Special Kay, their retarded female affiliate. Also loosely associated with the Tony the Tigers was Grape Nuts, so named for his unusually small testees. Biden regularly ate these guys for breakfast so I have to go with him.

From whence did come the Obama children? If they were adopted or surrogated there would have been plenty of paper on that. No, Michelle pretty clearly has a womb. maybe you all can sell hermaphrodite, but not trans, though I blieve mosty hermaphrodites are sterile.

Tim has served. Tim will be of service.

Sounds like the O.P. may be a pansexual. Me, I'm a skilletsexual.

The violent make me want to hurt them, badly.