Engorgeous George

Not your typical commencement speech. Sadly, becomming more typical. Give me Denzel washington's copmmencementd speech instead.

Reminded me of my appreciation for those bikini spokesmodels.

Who knows more about yeast than women?

This seems a rather strained simile.

This creature should celebrate mental health awareness month.

Sorry Frank N' Furtter, but it is not transphobic to desire a vag made by nature and to eschew an open wound made by a surgeon. It is not transphobic to prefer in a million little ways from hand and foot size, to the narrow waist and wide hips of a woman, to no adams apple, to the pheromones of a real woman to some poor counterfeit cooked up by modern day Mengeles.. I get to prefer real diamonds to diameles. I get to prefer real pearls to costume jewlry. My strong biological imperative preferences are barely enough to get me to put up with the crazy which comes with the real thing. Your pathetically, comical imitation of the real thing will in no way attract me to your breed of crazy which is twenty times worse. You don't get to tell me waht my prerferences should be. I don't give a damn about your judgments of me since, let's face it, you are damaged. Just as I don't rely on a damaged fuel gauge to let me know when to fill my gas tank I don't rely on a tranny for a psycholocial assesment. Back to the Island of Misfit Toys with you.

That dismissal of you became tiring for me some time ago.

Pretty sure the Acquarium prohibits fishing in their tanks.

Dogcows doesn't mean anything when he gets 'round the bend. i just found it particularly funny, his assertion that you and Tim may be one and the same. Jad he been trying to be deliberately funny that would have been good shtick. That he was just out of control, having dropped the reins to his intellectuasl horses made it worthy of my comment, maybe. Maybe I should have just left him alone as his opinions don't actaully do me any harm. In fact i am sure i owe him an apology, so here it is.... Dogcows, I am sorry you are such a dumb ass.

Not remotely, but you go right on picturing what you like.

I'd be fine with a number of legal immigrants each year totaling 1% of our population. i think we can absorb and assimilate that many. But I want them to be legal, to be documented, to be innoculated, and to be apportioned across the world, not primarily from one region. My reason for the latter is that when they all come from one region I believe that prevents assimilation. it allows for ethnic ghettos, and very little good comes from that. I believe those legal immigrants should be put on a pathway to citizenship. They start as permanent resident aliens. If they show meaningful employment and no felonies for 5 years they can take the citizenship test and become full citizens. If they commit and are convicted of a felony or are not meaningfully employed (read paying income tax for at least four ofd the five years), they are deported back to their country of origin. If they go voluntarily they can take their wealth. If they have to be deported through a court proceeding their wealth is forfeited to the U.S. treasury.

Wow. You arer so far around the bend i can't see you from here in realityland.

You should congratulate yourself, yet again, on what you percieve to be your high-minded enlightenment. Some of us may have missed it the first several score times you have already done so and as nobody else chooses to give you the props you feel you deserver why not do it yourself? Once you are done you might just consider that folks already here are not intolerant of some newcomers, lawful newcomers, but are intolerant of a flood of illegals overwhelming community resources.

What about the self-righteous?

Janitor has his work cut out for him.

I hope no one missed and accidently damaged the pick up behind the idiot.

Could be a health code violation if they don't clean that up thoroughly.

So you have no other palpable explanation. As I wrote earlier Joe and hunter have an Occam's razor problem.

Start with some free flannel shirts from L.L. Bean and an NFL sunday ticket subscription.

I am fine for paying them, but not for not killing. I am fine for paying them for killing folks on the payment eligible list. I would approve of double payments if they kill themselves.

How about any palpable explanation as to why Hunter and other family members were getting paid? What expertise where they bringing to any table, what possible service could they, with their education, training, and experience be providing which is in the most imaginative sense commensurate with the remuneration? Help me imagine. You don't have to prove anything, but help me picture the scenario under which they got paid.

The law does not sanction killing a person for being an annoyance. Basically the same rule applys to defense of another as applies to defense of self.

Are you suggesting he is a carney, circus folk, a nomad that in addition to his small hands smells like cabbage? I don't buy it. He is essentially good people. Of course i like nearly everyone, nearly.

Definitely not.

I'm still looking for that hill. I have it narrowed down to Wyoming, Brittish Columbia, Peru, or Switzerland.