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Trump reveals today that two of his Cabinet picks are polydactyl. Before the presss can ask who they are Trump has announced that Gazans will be relocated to a strip of worthless sand just outside of Bakersfield. He then announces that there is no truth to the rumor that Senator Warren and David Depape have a love child.

I would rather they create cybernetic Ben Dreiths to officiate tghe games.

We would not have to build that wall if it were Jesuits or Franciscans, but ohhhhh those Dominicans.

Sorry, no time to read your article, Trump has just announced his intent to invade the Kuiper belt. He intends to claim it for Marolagans, his new name for Americans.

I was intending to explore your dislike which is probably rationally based on the Eagles fan histgory, and in particular the disgraceful reception they gave visiting Viking fans in the playoffs a few years back. To explore the distaste I was going to ask whether you could put it aside to have carnal knowledge of one or more Eagles Cheerleaders. I then accessed their web page to copy it over here. When I did, lo and behold, what didIi find? They have a male cheerleader who flounces around their sideline. I was previously unaware of that. Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders Roster

Me, I figure i am smarter than the 49 other folks in the room, the owners and providers of the meeting space, and the folks who designed and built the room.

Would you be using his hot water, his electricity, and would you have control of his thermostat?

I believe Musk has accessed the systems. To me it looks like he has accessed budgetary assignments and categories. I have not yet seen him comment on payments to retiree Joseph Stanzik of Truth or Consequences New Mexico's retirement disbursements. I don't believe we have yet seen proof he is looking at personal information, just systemic information. Now he may be, though I doubt he is too very interested in my banking information. Were he to try to steal my identity it would take him more time, per return on that time investment, than he makes on his own money in the same length of time while he sleeps. Maybe someone can point me to any indication he is accessing personal information.

I understand he is also working on a full body armored prosthetic capable of being powered by a hyper-miniture fission reactor which he intends to upgrade to a fusion reactor before the end of the decade. The suit interfaces with next generation computing and A.I. Also, it has a pheromone spray system which causes the womens, and beta males, to drop their drawers.

They call it cultivating the mushroom.

Will he appear on stage at halftime doing his yank em off dance to the dulcet strains of YMCA? Is there any truth to the rumor he will be there to market his MAGA beads prior to Mardi Gras. Lots of people, in fact everyone is saying they are the best Mardi Gras beads ever. Each string has 34 beads, one for each of the felonies he was wrongfully charged with. The clasp on the string depicts a tiny baby hand reaching to grab a kitty.

Feed his ego and then get whatever it is you want.

Prior to 1978 defenders were allowed a step and a half after the Q.B. threw the ball to drill the Q.B. in the spine with their helmet and it was a legal play.

Trumpland will be a paradise where rotund aging westerners can meet Ukrainian and Russian girls in cheaply gilded hotels, get drunk, head to the Little Wedding Chapel at the edge of the strip, get married, and then apply for citizenship of their very own Melanias before returning home..

They are likely to kidnap Taylor Swift holding her for ransome and they may construct a couple of giant trebuchet and Timschochets to launch used Cherokee hair tampons at the presidential box and tired liberal talking points at the rest of the attendees. Now you and I know the game is going to be in a dome and launching stuff from outside will have no effect, but activists lesbians with GERD trained at liberal education institutions are not aware of that.

Well played.

Not after yesterday. Now there will be armies of blue-haired,face-pierced, peanut allergic, lactose intolerant, palastinian scarf wearing lesbians descending on the venue looking for his head, and the chance to make crying reaction videos on tictok. How can that possibly make anyone safer?

Would somebody please think of the pets? Can we get Sarah Mclachlin on this?

Will they be flying first class? Can they order drinks on the taxpayer's dime?

When Jesus drafted the Constitution he noted that it was the manifest destiny of White Americans to own all transcontinental canals, that being the Panama canal and the Suez canal. Jesus also allowed that other contries could have a 12 mile soveriegn barrier off of their coastlines so long as it did not impinge on the 200 mile soveriegn barrier off America's coastline and the coastlines of our possessions, protectorates, territories and places we covet for oil, bananas, or cocaine.

I find it irresponsible of Presidents to attend such events. They endanger others by their presence, massivley inconvenience others by their presence and by the security which must be used, and they costs the localities taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars for police overtime. My favorite example was Ford vacationing at Vail. They had to close the mountain so he could ski. Seems Obama closed swaths of Maui so he could get a bit of sun. Nobody gave a s1te about Obama closing the beach in Delaware because, beach in Delaware.

And that ocean has schools of penises swimming on past his ship and he can't take his mind off of them.

Perhaps his angst has something to do with the order in which those attributes are listed. Maybe try moving disabled right in front of Viet Nam Vet, at least if that is where the disability arose. Otherwise it seems maybe the disability is more closely associated with being a black lesbian. Really, the entire phrase might benefit from a new order and a few commas.

The Department of Health, Education, and Welfare. Carter split Education off to its own thing with the help of Congress and the Republicans have had a difficult time with it ever since, believing education to be a purely local concern. Many times the Republicans have tried to kill it, but it will not die, its like Mick Jagger in that attribute.