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Upon waht authority? I guess I will have to look that up.

How does this all relate to Greenland?

Seems like something Jessie Pinkman would have gifted to Badger and Skinny Pete.

Oh hell no. I would have live streamed that action. I envison some of the action taking place in the Helen Thomas seat of the briefing room." All right KJP, this time you really are going to circle back with me on that!"

Antelopes just declared the official quadraped of the U.S. of A.

I thought she was sort of chubby cute. Contemptible, but chubby cute. Certainly not nasty. Maybe you mean Nasty like some sort of Janet Jackson inspired urban slang i do not understand.

E.O. just issued outlawing parade float balloons depicting elected officials as diapered infants. More to come.

I noticed the other day that KJP and Sage Steele have similar hair. I always liked Sage Steele. I always had contempt for KJP.

Well we are certainly going to learn the extent and breadth of Musk's official authority. We are also likely to learn that most of what has been ascribed to him is actually Presidential or Cabinet level Secretary action recommended by Musk and officially approved by those others before implementation. Of course the question will still remain if even the President or his Cabinet have some of the powers being exercised. It might have been nice had the powers and any processes been well outlined before Musk so gleefully started acting and then tweeting, but thorough process well thought out and delineated ahead of time has never been Trump's public method. Me. I am not a fan of clarification of governmental policy and action by lawsuit if a simple pre-action announcement might have sufficed.

Trump reveals today that two of his Cabinet picks are polydactyl. Before the presss can ask who they are Trump has announced that Gazans will be relocated to a strip of worthless sand just outside of Bakersfield. He then announces that there is no truth to the rumor that Senator Warren and David Depape have a love child.

I would rather they create cybernetic Ben Dreiths to officiate tghe games.

We would not have to build that wall if it were Jesuits or Franciscans, but ohhhhh those Dominicans.

Sorry, no time to read your article, Trump has just announced his intent to invade the Kuiper belt. He intends to claim it for Marolagans, his new name for Americans.

I was intending to explore your dislike which is probably rationally based on the Eagles fan histgory, and in particular the disgraceful reception they gave visiting Viking fans in the playoffs a few years back. To explore the distaste I was going to ask whether you could put it aside to have carnal knowledge of one or more Eagles Cheerleaders. I then accessed their web page to copy it over here. When I did, lo and behold, what didIi find? They have a male cheerleader who flounces around their sideline. I was previously unaware of that. Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders Roster

Me, I figure i am smarter than the 49 other folks in the room, the owners and providers of the meeting space, and the folks who designed and built the room.

Would you be using his hot water, his electricity, and would you have control of his thermostat?

I believe Musk has accessed the systems. To me it looks like he has accessed budgetary assignments and categories. I have not yet seen him comment on payments to retiree Joseph Stanzik of Truth or Consequences New Mexico's retirement disbursements. I don't believe we have yet seen proof he is looking at personal information, just systemic information. Now he may be, though I doubt he is too very interested in my banking information. Were he to try to steal my identity it would take him more time, per return on that time investment, than he makes on his own money in the same length of time while he sleeps. Maybe someone can point me to any indication he is accessing personal information.

I understand he is also working on a full body armored prosthetic capable of being powered by a hyper-miniture fission reactor which he intends to upgrade to a fusion reactor before the end of the decade. The suit interfaces with next generation computing and A.I. Also, it has a pheromone spray system which causes the womens, and beta males, to drop their drawers.

They call it cultivating the mushroom.

Will he appear on stage at halftime doing his yank em off dance to the dulcet strains of YMCA? Is there any truth to the rumor he will be there to market his MAGA beads prior to Mardi Gras. Lots of people, in fact everyone is saying they are the best Mardi Gras beads ever. Each string has 34 beads, one for each of the felonies he was wrongfully charged with. The clasp on the string depicts a tiny baby hand reaching to grab a kitty.

Feed his ego and then get whatever it is you want.

Prior to 1978 defenders were allowed a step and a half after the Q.B. threw the ball to drill the Q.B. in the spine with their helmet and it was a legal play.

Trumpland will be a paradise where rotund aging westerners can meet Ukrainian and Russian girls in cheaply gilded hotels, get drunk, head to the Little Wedding Chapel at the edge of the strip, get married, and then apply for citizenship of their very own Melanias before returning home..

They are likely to kidnap Taylor Swift holding her for ransome and they may construct a couple of giant trebuchet and Timschochets to launch used Cherokee hair tampons at the presidential box and tired liberal talking points at the rest of the attendees. Now you and I know the game is going to be in a dome and launching stuff from outside will have no effect, but activists lesbians with GERD trained at liberal education institutions are not aware of that.