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Engorgeous George

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  1. I am a Swamp Thing hermaphrodite. The list of genders neveer gets down to me. I feel so excluded.
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    N-word at the Playground Recorded by a Pedo

    I understand anger. I understand being offended if someone steals from your child and it making you see red. I don't understand lossing one's humanity to the point of calling a five year old the N word. I am not sure where the age cut off is for that use, but certainly not for a five year old. Just kidding. That word is not in my lexicon of use.
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    Timmy’s thread for general discussion

    No. I understood you perfectly in spite of your obfuscation. We have enough of a baseline on your thoughts to read between the lines and to know who you are. I love that once again you will decline the opportunity for self examination and growth.
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    100 Men vs A Gorilla

    Gorilla, if it is a mature silverback, Unless the men fashion weapons from the femurs of the first couple of score of men the gorilla would dispatch. The last 20 men, armed with sharpened human femurs, all attacking at once might leave a few of that group alive. Best hope would be to go buns up and hope that it only ravaishes you and then goes to sleep.
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    Timmy’s thread for general discussion

    One might have hoped you would have learned from our bet to not count your chickens before they are hatched. Apparently not. You like the premature victory lap. You remind me of Desean Jackson raising the ball in celebration before he crossed the goal line only to fumble it out of the enzone.
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    Timmy’s thread for general discussion

    So, one example of where imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery.
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    US and Ukraine sign minerals deal

    As I understand it the demolition is underway to clear out the dilapidated properties making way for the new and the current tenants are being evicted (exterminated). I know this much, no matter how Riviera Maya it becomes I will not stay there to attend a music festival.
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    US and Ukraine sign minerals deal

    I heard he is more of a tapioca pudding man, but you may be right.
  9. You feed Venus flytraps flys, you feed narcissist flattery.
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    Uzbekistan Sounds made up to me

    Report is that this purported country is taking some deported illegals.
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    Shedeur Sanders is being disrespected.

    I'm happy with Makik Willis as the Packers backup. Right now I would not trade him straight up for Sanders. I suppose my opinion could be changed over the course of the preseason.
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    Trump Is Focking Up My Ebay Sales!

    I am going to concentrate on using what I quarter.
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    Shedeur Sanders is being disrespected.

    Kid has the opportunity to exceed draft expectations instead of not meeting them and being considered a bust. He can run with this, maybe. He can let it motivate him or he can let it crush him. Time will tell.
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    7-10 Splits Biotches

    My method for attempting this is to start extreme left, throw with as much velocity and spin as I can at the right hand gutter just in front of the 10 and hope the ball rocks up in the gutter enough to hit the ten just as the ball passes bye.
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    7-10 Splits Biotches

    I've picked it up three times. Once I picked it up right after picking up a 6 7 split the frame before.
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    Shark Panic

    If someone had tried this prank on my family my wife would have been extremely distraught. I find little humor in making women fear for their child's life. Had I had this happen and had i ascertained the cause I would have broken the little remote control toy over the face of the idiot who upset my wife and then I would have put the boots to him while he was down.
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    "Didgeridoo Me" - Spiritual Instrument Causes Outrage

    I did not know that.
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    Shedeur Sanders is being disrespected.

    The Black Johnny Manziel.
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    California blocks felony charge for soliciting minors

    Sounds like a solid saturday night in Vegas.
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    California blocks felony charge for soliciting minors

    Roman Polanski and his supporters approve of this, particularly if it would include a defense of "Well she looked at least 18 to me."
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    6 dead as car drives through daycare in Illinois

    What if her name was Karen?
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    Annexing Canada

    If we Americans develop a taste for poutine you are going to be rich.
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    Annexing Canada

    Would we be required to take courtesy lessons as part of the naturalization process?
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    LIBERATION DAY: US economy now in reverse

    I presume lesbians will be following this development closely.
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