Engorgeous George

Stop judging Kristi Noem!

Already succeeding expectations.

I never made it farther than maybe 5 minutes into the Wiz. I have not seen any of the West Side Story remake though I have heard good things from folks whose opinions I respect. Of course, I am not much of a musical guy, though I do believe if Randy Marsh ever successfully brings the Woman in White to the stage I would take my wife.

Mocha latte and the seven short subservient dudes.

Why? You holding?

Trying to remember the last time I looked something up in a dictionary book. Has to be 25 years, at least. Looking over at the book shelf I see we still have one

Imagine the confusion and irritation of the Fare this guy had in the back of his cab as he drove 40 miles, ranting, and with the meter running.

R.I.P

Takes three data points to establish a pattern or a trend. I hope we don't get there.

I find her attractive.

I don't get too worked up about this stuff. I mean if Natalie Wood could play Maria in West Side Story this seems fine by me. I was taken aback when John Wayne played a Mongol and when Yul Brenner played the King of Siam

Again, this does not resonate with me. If it resonates with you, fantastic.

What have pigeons ever done to you that they should deserve such unsatisfying sex?

Next thing you know Mary's Little Lamb will be played by a pangolin.

Here is a fairly cogent and comprehensive article on the matter. Statute of Limitations for Rape and Sex Crimes in Florida

Can we at least teach him to sh1t in the latrine pit instead of the drinking water well? He is ruining the island experience. I mean how many wells are we expected to have to dig?

Can the App be hacked? Can it send alerts to all subscribers that, yes, they are about to be apprehended and deported? Maybe we can hack it to tell those who are worried to report to Timschochet's house for asylum.

When I have recieved them I eat them, but am always a bit disappointed knowing the cost. Hell,just give me a gift card to the local kroger where I can get three times as much for the money, and better quality.

I think you should charge her something for rent, even if its just a token amount.

I've got next.

We're bringing the war back home Where it ought to have been before! We'll kill all the bees And spiders and flies And we won't play in iceboxes lying on their sides We'll wash our hands after wee-wee And if we're a girl, before! And we'll march,march,march, et cetera! 'Til we never do march no more! (All together, now, boys!) We're bringing the war back home Where it ought to have been before! The pretty donut girl on the corner Will be smilin' with a wringer in her hair! We'll wash our hands after wee-wee And if we're a girl before! And we'll march, march, march, et cetera! 'Till we don't have to march no more (Hum along now...) (spoken) We'd like to express our appreciation to the United States Marines, the British Commonwealth Occupation Forces, the French Legume and the Hong Kong Fireworks Company, without whom all of this would not have been necessary. We won't have to March! We won't have to March! We won't have to March no more! --Firesign Theater

If there were discernable waters was the earth really featureless? Seems to me water is a feature.

She's getting a bit thick in the hips and thighs. Her music does not connect with me but it is not targeted at me. If others got enjoyment from the performance that is fine with me.

For now on subway cars will be equipped with Hero fire suppression blankets and fire extinguishers. What New York will not do is to arrest and prosecute criminals and treat the mentally ill nor provide police protection on their subways.

A Fashion teacher in high school? Really! There's the problem. Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Danish kids are learning math, physics, chemistry, and ours are learning fashion. What's next, the history of the Kardashians or Survivor or the Real Housewives?