Engorgeous George

Well played.

Black Mastercard?

When I have come home late, smelling of whisky, cigar smoke, and stripper perfume and have crawled into bed I have awakened in the morning to find my wife gone and demon claw marks on my body. My belief, demons are attracted to powerful scents. My wife says she is unaware of any demons and has never seen them nor been attacked by them.

He should have called them "wretched refuse".

When i heard Rudy had to give them his Penthouse i thought it was his dog-eared copy of the August, 1988 issue of the magazine, the only Penthouse he owns as it still works for him.

Dow Jones off more than a thousand points the last week or so. Gasoline seems up a quarter per gallon in my area.

This old canard yet again. Really a partisan think tank piece from 11 years ago, one which cites itself in the bibliography multiple times. That is the definition of a flawed study. It discusses what is taken in directly, and what goes out, directly, from government coffers. It does not take into account the actual costs, the increased housing shortage, the school overcrowding which means native born children recieve less attention and so become less educated costing the economy money over their entire lifestimes, what is the long term cost of that? It does not take into account increased insurance costs for motorist who subsidize uninsured motorists nor health care insurance costs which subsidize their health care. What is the cost of the reintroduction of third world diseases to our countyry? What is the cost of the next terrorist event which has become statistically more likely to occur? It also does no try to amortize the costs in human lives of our citizens who get raped and or murdered by illegals. What is the cost of one's wife or daughters getting raped, of one's husband or father murdered, and how does that get worked into the equation? Legalized immigration and legalized guest worker programs can provide all of the benefits the economy and or you seek from immigration while controlling the costs.

"I hope it doesn't wash out my facial features?" "Just don't start calling me Pumpkinhead"

Biden could defuse this whole mess by simply coming out and saying he misspoke. That what he meant to say is Kamala is a toxic twat. Narrative changed.

He should say, "You know, its true, orange really is the new black." "One man's garbage is another man's treasure, and I am rich because of you."

Not worth rehasing. I should not have brought it up in his absence as he is not here to defend himself for his indefensible behavior.

I never claimed I had forgiven Tim. I only stated I accepted his apology in lieu of payment, as I have.

Not in his mind, perhaps. Formal bets do not have their terms unilaterally changed by only one party to the bet. They are not then subject to outside judgments when only one party agrees to that judgment and claims they will withdraw from the bet if that judgment they sought is in their favor. When they lose that judgment on the changed parameters they sought, formal bets are paid off. The winner is not given payment ultimatums while being excoriated for having won and told payment will not be forthcoming if the ultimatums (additional conditions) are not met. Tim had a conditional, subjective, evolving terms bet. Not a formal one.

Ich bin ein Mara-Lago'er.

To me the election still appears to be the flip of a coin. Unfortunately for me, and my beliefs the only way I can win is if that coin lands on edge or disappears in the air.

Tim found himself in a bit of a conundrum when he tried to count his chickens before they were hatched. Now you make the same error. Perhaps it will work out better for you than it did for Tim.

In a possibly related story the Waste Management Company has endorsed Donald Trump. They say they have a history of working with deplorable garbage. Also, T-shirts.com states thier new Deplorable garbage T-shirt is a runaway best seller.

She turned me into a newt!

Should the 25th amendment have been invoked? Should it still, even at this late date? If Harris does not is she complicit in a coup?

Hezbollah, not Hamas.

I thought she was going to take him to a farm, upstate, where he could run and play with other past presidents.

Check out Full Moon in Blue Water, 1988 maybe.

Not filmed by Donald. Filmed by Melania through surreptitiously installed security cameras. Now its like, prenup, what prenup?

One of those things better left unseen, or so I would guess.

Two per side