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Secret Asian Man

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  1. Secret Asian Man

    it's been 5 years

    It been 5 year arready? Boy time rearry fry.
  2. Secret Asian Man

    HOT or NOT?

    I rather masterbate a SUV.
  3. Secret Asian Man

    Almost late but Happy Birthday TNG

    You talking to NorthernVike? What you think he Brett Favre? You change name to SuxbnJen
  4. Secret Asian Man

    Things you are askeered of

    No way I clicky.
  5. Usuarry you have pay extra for that.
  6. Secret Asian Man

    Things you are askeered of

    I askeered of Godzilla. Oh no! There go Tokyo!
  7. Secret Asian Man

    it's been 5 years

    You come back after 5 more years.
  8. Secret Asian Man

    My fellow stoners

    So have nothing to do with fatty you just smoked?
  9. Secret Asian Man

    Beer and Taxes

    You best feel again.
  10. Secret Asian Man

    Beer and Taxes

    Oh that no matter. He just want to brag he got fat wallet to hide shame of short skinny pee pee.
  11. Secret Asian Man

    Cure for AIDS found

    We need to have a Phillybear death pool.
  12. Secret Asian Man

    If the Earth rotates on its axis at about 1000 MPH

    Where you take them on date?
  13. Secret Asian Man

    How much money should you give a bum?

    $8.
  14. Secret Asian Man

    Can I introduce Ashley Ann Vickers to you?

    Do they carry signs saying "Eat mor chikin."
  15. Secret Asian Man

    secrets to a long lasting marriage

    Try make woman happy, rike try paint fart green. No matter how hard you try, it not going to happen.
  16. Secret Asian Man

    Immensa...whatever your name is

    Wilzone?
  17. But she no remember. Some impression you make.
  18. Secret Asian Man

    Favorite of these 60's Bubblegum songs

    He should like because Tom Jones Welch. And Newbie is a Welcher. See?
  19. Secret Asian Man

    Favorite of these 60's Bubblegum songs

    I surprise you no like WELSH singer Tom Jones. Whoa Whoa Whoa.
  20. Secret Asian Man

    Favorite of these 60's Bubblegum songs

    I'm a believer that I'm not your steppin' stone. So have a pleasant valley sunday you daydream believer.
  21. Secret Asian Man

    The Retard Sex Haiku Thread

  22. Secret Asian Man

    IMMensaMind

  23. Secret Asian Man

    Ever peed on your cell?

    Good thing be no one want to borrow phone.
  24. Secret Asian Man

    The Retard Sex Haiku Thread

    Giant's Fan like young girls They in living room day and night Disney channel to press charges.
  25. Secret Asian Man

    Voltaire: Tell us about 8-Mile

    You behave or no roadkill for Thanksgiving.
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