Secret Asian Man

one fingel 4 you 02

Oh. You a muffer focker. You takey my Percy. Oh you. you. you muffer focker.

You rike cheese wiff whine?

Wercome to Sh!tty Wok. Pick Prease.

This isTEK in case you forgot

Do or do not. There is no twy.

OK. Rast offer. I put you in karaoke loom in back. You can sing song you picky. I even get that Locford f@g to come and give all happy ending. You no beat dat deo. You come Sh!tty Wok for dwaft. Good time fo all.

I dont drink often but would with any of you guys

This is TEK

I’m in Tampa. If you’re ever this way I would love to have a beer or two or three with you.

On my rist too. Should have pick instead of War

Sux good guy. No he fault. He got to work and phone leception on Horrywood and Vine no good. And colored girls go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Why no takey? Good deo. I offer to 60s dwaft But day just want sit in woods and Smokey lackey tobackey. No good. Sux get stoned and forget make picky. You come sh1tty wok. Throw in egg row fo flee.

You guys ho dwaft at sh1tty wok I give good deo. Bucket of Budliser or Coals. Five dorrer.

When done I makey rist that brow away you guys solly a$$ picks. Damn Godzirra taken.

You rie! I have tiny d!ck just rike you!

How do you know that? Whoever it was, it was a b1tch move. Congrats on the Eagles win BTW.

I hope Godzirra rapes you.

You just razy.